Blue by You

iTrader: (23)

Just received this in my Junk Mail box:

DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THIS WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW ME .I AM SENATOR, JOHN, EWAH ENOH, I AM THE CHAIRMAN SENATE COMITTE FOR FINANCE HERE IN NIGERIA.

I GOT YOUR CONTACT IN MY SEARCH FOR A HONEST PERSON THROUGH ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES HERE IN NIGERIA.

I WANT YOU TO HELP ME TO CLAIM THE FUND THAT I MOVED TO EUROPE THROUGH OUR CBN ACCREDITED COURIER AGENT BUT THE CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE THAT CONTAIN THE $25,000,000.00 WAS NOT KNOWN TO OUR AGENT THE FUND HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY DEPOSITED WITH A FINANCIAL INSTITUSION IN EUROPE.

YOU DON’T NEED TO MAKE ANY EXPENSES FOR THIS FUND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.

ALL I WANT YOU TO DO FOR ME NOW IS THIS GIVE ME YOUR MAILING ADDRESS YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX AND I HOPE THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU WILL HAVE 30% AND 70% WILL BE FOR ME. MY IDENTITY MUST NOT BE REVEALED TO ANY BODY.

FOR SECURITY REASONS OTHER MODALITIES WILL BE DISCUSSED AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK TO ME.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
SEN. JOHN ENOH.

Anybody want my share feel free to help yourself

Torquemada

Send him the address for 10 Downing Street and a couple of numbers, say from some anti fraud peeps or the po-po

I can't believe anyone ever falls for these things!

coolangatta

I'd never trust a person who used the word 'modalties'
Doesn't matter how many £££££'s I may gain.

Neil XR

iTrader: (1)

better still give him alistair darling's number, he might be needing some money

Blue by You

iTrader: (23)

I was hoping somebody here would let me know what 'Modalties' were, I might be missing out on something.

coolangatta

I think he/she may have meant 'modalities' or protocols.
As I said I wouldn't trust a person who used 'modalties'.

Doh! Just noticed he/she did use 'modalities'. Still wouldn't trust shim though

hodgy0_2

my wife -- normally quite a level headed women, went down in my estimation the other day

she opened an official looking letter, only to then say we had won the spanish lottery

great I said and when did you buy a ticket? ---- mmmm silence

zs_phil

iTrader: (1)

just tell him you are very lonely and not had a boyfriend for a few years and so are very tight again then ask him if he is gay and does he want to give or recieve