rob878

I am now of the opinion that medical dictionaries and online info should now be banned. I woke up yesterday morning with a sore lump in my arm pit, now being that i can't get to the GP until Monday i thought, I'll just have a quick look online to see what this could be. Not sure why, maybe if I'd been able to diagnose it i could have done a bit of self surgery in the garage. Now I've found I could have anything from an ingrowing hair to breast cancer (I shouldn't have clicked on the well woman site)

To be honest i'm glad i don't have a rash, self diagnosis could result in all kinds of diseases .

boxst

Once you have seen a Doctor then the Internet is quite useful to research the drugs and/or what they think is wrong with you.

My wife had (has) a brain tumour and the internet certainly provided invaluable information that in previous lifetimes would have been almost impossible to get hold of.

Steve

Turbohot

LOL
Fear of the disease can be more lethal than the disease itself! Internet medical dictionary can frighten life out of you with it's drastic and inaccurate info. Wait till you see your doc, and good luck.

Tip: Next time, look into men's pages to be less confused.

Torquemada

By the sounds of it, you clearly have the plague

Have a nice Sunday

Turbohot

Don't be such a rat, T!
Don't scare him!

LOL best wishes, rob!

BOB.T

I've just diagnosed Sal via Google. Gonna have a quick sarnie then whip her appendicts out. Then we have to go to Ikea for a chuffing curtain pole

Torquemada

hehe, TH I couldn't help my self

Seriously though (clearly feeling guilty now ) I hope it's nothing bad
I know loads of peeps who have had ingrown hairs and it's caused a little or sometimes big bump. Or it could be a little infection and it's brought up a lymph node or sommat.

Good luck

HankScorpio

I read *somewhere* that's an early sign of necrotizing fasciitis














(Don't google image search that one)

stistussy

i went to the doctors the other day and he told me i'd have to stop masterbating.i asked why?he said coz i'm trying to bloody examine you! we know what's coming next,all the doctor doctor jokes...

M535I

i get these every now and again i do believe they are blocked sweat gkand's , vey painful and sour give it couple of day's and it will go away just don't touchit cause they hurt !!!!! alot lol .

rob878

The plague, now necrotizing faciitis, bloomin heck, i had diagnosed Beriberi, in which case I was going to Baden-Baden for the cure cure, , sorry poor joke ahem

M535i sounds just like you described, i'm stopped poking it, as it's not the kind of pain i like, oh **** what have i just said, i'll get my coat

Torquemada

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

Rob, man up, you big girl's blouse

It's a spot, I told you to exfoliate after waxing

rob878

If it's a spot i'm going to pop it in you face. Sal with mucky white stuff over her face now theres something not seen since..................................

M535I

as said mate give it a couple of day's it will pass , drkev is done consulting now where do i send my bill .

scunnered

iTrader: (1)

If its about the size and shape of an almond, it'll be a swollen lymph gland.