Postman Pat is retiring
17 October 2008, 10:59 AM
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Postman Pat is retiring
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a £50 book token.
At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.
The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, bacon, sausage, beans and freshly squeezed orange juice.
As he polished off the huge plate, she poured him a mug of steaming coffee. As she put the mug down, she slipped a five pound note under it.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for?
"Well," said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.
He said, "F**k him.... Give him a fiver."
The breakfast was my idea."
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a £50 book token.
At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.
The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, bacon, sausage, beans and freshly squeezed orange juice.
As he polished off the huge plate, she poured him a mug of steaming coffee. As she put the mug down, she slipped a five pound note under it.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for?
"Well," said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.
He said, "F**k him.... Give him a fiver."
The breakfast was my idea."
17 October 2008, 12:00 PM
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lol, reminds me of the xmas joke about the bin men...
where the bloke says to his wife "give the driver a tenner and **** the rest of them"
- which she does....
where the bloke says to his wife "give the driver a tenner and **** the rest of them"
- which she does....
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