What's your favourite Insult?
02 October 2008, 10:15 PM
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What's your favourite Insult?
I have NO idea why I've just thought of this, but I'll start with the pithy:
Get Bent
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02 October 2008, 10:18 PM
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Your nan!
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Go chuck sh!te at yourself!
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A mind uncluttered with knowledge........
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you're so ugly you have to tie meat round your neck so you can get your dog to play with you.
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Chew my dick ya specky ba$tard!
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Yo' Mama so fat, she can't use a colon, semicolon, comma or apostrophe appropriately.
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Go take your face for a sh*t
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"Stop looking at me - I'm not a Steak"
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Perhaps, once upon a time. Not any more.
02 October 2008, 10:48 PM
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If I wanted to listen to an ar$ehole, I'd fart
02 October 2008, 10:54 PM
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Muppet.
Similar, some people seem to have a real problem when I call them a numpty. I don't really remotely class that as an insult. I think it's funny.
02 October 2008, 10:55 PM
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you big sp@stic you're a mentalist!
02 October 2008, 10:57 PM
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If I had a face like that I'd teach my **** to talk!
02 October 2008, 10:57 PM
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If I throw you a stick, will you leave
02 October 2008, 11:01 PM
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Are you a natural pain in the **** or do you practise?
02 October 2008, 11:01 PM
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Boll*ck chops
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My God if your **** gets any bigger your cheeks will be in different time zones!
02 October 2008, 11:04 PM
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My other halfs mate came up with this one, and I have had occassion to use it
**** juggling, thunder coont
02 October 2008, 11:08 PM
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Carrot top
02 October 2008, 11:13 PM
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I'd call you a c*nt, but you have neither the depth or the warmth.
Heard that one recently, had me chuckling for a while
02 October 2008, 11:14 PM
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My God if your **** gets any bigger your cheeks will be in different time zones!
I knew you would not fail to amuse me
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Deep fried mars bar eating, skirt wearing jock
that was in response to Tam's carrot top btw
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I knew you would not fail to amuse me
Hows things bud?
02 October 2008, 10:15 PM
What's your favourite Insult?
