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Old 02 October 2008, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Deep fried mars bar eating, skirt wearing jock

that was in response to Tam's carrot top btw
Do you really last 6 times longer Ms Duracell?
Old 02 October 2008, 11:20 PM
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You man-faced tit-stand.
Old 02 October 2008, 11:33 PM
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Does your mouth bleed every 28 days?
Old 02 October 2008, 11:37 PM
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Only when I'm gobbling on my lass when she's got the painters in
Old 02 October 2008, 11:57 PM
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What a Wazzack !

(Go Takeshi's Castle!)

I just looked it up - makes it even better!

From Urban Dictionary:

An insult from the West Country of England (Devon, Cornwall, Somerset, Dorset), reputed to mean the foreskin of a donkey. Used as a general insult to avoid more established swearing.

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Old 03 October 2008, 01:44 AM
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Your mothers a better f@ck......
Old 03 October 2008, 01:47 AM
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More like a taunt/insult:

"You wanna collapsed lung, kidney breath?"
Old 03 October 2008, 07:12 AM
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You C*nt bubble
Old 03 October 2008, 08:53 AM
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c@ck sucking, butt munching, ferret ***********
Old 03 October 2008, 08:53 AM
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An infraction in an insult thread
Old 03 October 2008, 08:54 AM
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you **** jockey !!! (lol)
Old 03 October 2008, 09:04 AM
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Dime bar Im so yesteryear
Old 03 October 2008, 09:33 AM
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You Spacktard



Dave, retro eh? Nnmmmmmmmmghhh!! Joey!
Old 03 October 2008, 09:35 AM
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funniest one i've heard for a while. Guys getting all agressive toward a bloke in the pub and he simply looks at him and says

"Getaway, I've pushed past harder people to get to a fight"

Classic put down!
Old 03 October 2008, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by ademid
"Getaway, I've pushed past harder people to get to a fight"
PMSL

How about "you're as attractive as a bulldog chewing on a wasp"
Old 03 October 2008, 10:13 AM
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Crafty Butcher!
Old 03 October 2008, 10:27 AM
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******!
Old 03 October 2008, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobybubbles
w*nker!
Calling someone that is more akin to a statement of fact than an insult though isn't it?

Ns04
Old 03 October 2008, 10:32 AM
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You cretin
Old 03 October 2008, 10:33 AM
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I dont know , i just know i call my brother it in a nasty way , ok how about self centered ****y pillock dumb ****!
Old 03 October 2008, 10:33 AM
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4rsehole always works well to!
Old 03 October 2008, 10:49 AM
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There isn't an I in ****, but there sure is a U
Old 03 October 2008, 11:26 AM
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Go stick your head up a pig !!
Old 03 October 2008, 11:34 AM
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You're just my type....... I don't think so. I'm not inflatable.
Old 03 October 2008, 11:37 AM
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If your brains were $hit, you'd be constipated
Old 03 October 2008, 11:39 AM
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Do you want to get out of here? ..... As long as you promise not to come with me.
Old 03 October 2008, 11:55 AM
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my lad said after i told him off for being a bit mard arsed

"up your bum ya knocker" and ran upstairs
Old 03 October 2008, 12:47 PM
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my favourite is J4ckos mate's one :-) made me LOL
Old 03 October 2008, 01:09 PM
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You have got a face like a collapsed lung.
Old 03 October 2008, 01:17 PM
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hes 7 thought id better add that


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