The Mother of all jokes :)
03 September 2008, 04:42 PM
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The Mother of all jokes :)
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli
and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse
and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.
'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.' 'Yes, I
remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully. He's a martyr now
though' mum confides. Oh, so sad dear' says the other.
'And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21' 'Oh, I remember him,' says
the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'. 'He's a martyr too'
says mum quietly. 'Oh, gracious me. ' says the other.
'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18', she
whispers. 'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started
school.'
He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep
sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...
'They blow up so fast, don't they
and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse
and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.
'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.' 'Yes, I
remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully. He's a martyr now
though' mum confides. Oh, so sad dear' says the other.
'And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21' 'Oh, I remember him,' says
the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'. 'He's a martyr too'
says mum quietly. 'Oh, gracious me. ' says the other.
'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18', she
whispers. 'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started
school.'
He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep
sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...
'They blow up so fast, don't they
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My five year old loved that
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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli
and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse
and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.
'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.' 'Yes, I
remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully. He's a martyr now
though' mum confides. Oh, so sad dear' says the other.
'And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21' 'Oh, I remember him,' says
the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'. 'He's a martyr too'
says mum quietly. 'Oh, gracious me. ' says the other.
'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18', she
whispers. 'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started
school.'
He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep
sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...
'They blow up so fast, don't they
and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse
and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.
'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.' 'Yes, I
remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully. He's a martyr now
though' mum confides. Oh, so sad dear' says the other.
'And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21' 'Oh, I remember him,' says
the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'. 'He's a martyr too'
says mum quietly. 'Oh, gracious me. ' says the other.
'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18', she
whispers. 'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started
school.'
He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep
sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...
'They blow up so fast, don't they
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04 September 2008, 11:59 AM
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Actually this came from the aptly titled
" The dummies guide to homemade terrorists and martyrdom . Part II "
complete with humorous observations and notes left from some of the users. There are no anecdotes in this book as no-one survived to relate them ....
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