Big brother got me thinking...
09 August 2008, 02:31 PM
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Big brother got me thinking...
Not just big brother related, but about one of the contestants.
Mikey, the Scottish lad is apparently blind. Now what I want to know is; How the **** does he know when to stop wiping his **** when he's been for a sh*t?
Mikey, the Scottish lad is apparently blind. Now what I want to know is; How the **** does he know when to stop wiping his **** when he's been for a sh*t?
09 August 2008, 03:08 PM
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Why, do you look at the paper after every wipe
I wait till the bog roll starts to rip off some clangers then i know im done
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ah the memories of not having to wipe my bum i just used to shout mam will you wipe my bum please and she would come while my mates waited in my car
09 August 2008, 11:11 PM
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Maybe he has a JML Bum wiper pro mkII, The revolutionary bum wiper, which wipes your bum like no other bum wiper, not even your Mum could wipe your bum like the Bum wiper pro! Toilet roll will be a thing of the past* when you have a bum wiper Pro! Available at Woolworths, Argos.....
*Apart from post hand jive as bum wiper pro only wipes bums, for ***** wiping you need the JML ***** wiper pro mkIII, nothing wipes a ***** like ... you get the idea lol
09 August 2008, 11:36 PM
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You know you've raised a fair point in this thread. For example, on those occassions where he has a clean exit he may well be howking away at his hoop for no reason!!!
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Maybe he has a JML Bum wiper pro mkII, The revolutionary bum wiper, which wipes your bum like no other bum wiper, not even your Mum could wipe your bum like the Bum wiper pro! Toilet roll will be a thing of the past* when you have a bum wiper Pro! Available at Woolworths, Argos.....
*Apart from post hand jive as bum wiper pro only wipes bums, for ***** wiping you need the JML ***** wiper pro mkIII, nothing wipes a ***** like ... you get the idea lol
o my good god are you the JML cheif designer because im interested to know when that product is coming out as hopefully that will work not like all the other JML products
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11 August 2008, 01:06 AM
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Based on what I've seen of Mikey, he probably doesn't bother. The thought of re-eating sprouts makes me retch..... As does the snot in the crisps..... as does the icing that he tasted and let dribble back in the bowl from his mouth. The guy is a complete minger.
p.s. - Dipping your ***** in a cup of warm water isn't going to make them any cleaner either
p.s. - Dipping your ***** in a cup of warm water isn't going to make them any cleaner either
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