This may be my last post on Scoobynet :)
29 July 2008, 11:41 PM
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This may be my last post on Scoobynet :)
Not that I want to leave or anything, but I think I have no choice in the matter 
The reason is, whilst the OH was eating a Tea cake, I had the overwhelming urge to mash it into her face, which I did, as she was licking out it's creamy goodness I grabbed the back of her hand and did what you do in the heat of being a mental case
It was even dripping out her nostrils 
However she did not see the funny side, she took off after me with psycho in her eyes, tea cake dripping from her face I know she has revenge in mind and I don't really want to have to go and collect my ***** from the drive in the morning! 
Anyone got a spare room I could use tonight?
TIA Tam
The reason is, whilst the OH was eating a Tea cake, I had the overwhelming urge to mash it into her face, which I did, as she was licking out it's creamy goodness I grabbed the back of her hand and did what you do in the heat of being a mental case
It was even dripping out her nostrils However she did not see the funny side, she took off after me with psycho in her eyes, tea cake dripping from her face I know she has revenge in mind and I don't really want to have to go and collect my ***** from the drive in the morning! Anyone got a spare room I could use tonight? TIA Tam
30 July 2008, 12:04 AM
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Tam 
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I do that as well, it really does p*ss my mum off too, when she buys them and a few days later every single one of them still sealed in the packet is squashed beyond recognition
:::::notwo rthy:I do that as well, it really does p*ss my mum off too, when she buys them and a few days later every single one of them still sealed in the packet is squashed beyond recognition
30 July 2008, 12:34 AM
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I got myself into one of these situations a long time ago. Thankfully my Mam had a good sense of humour. Sitting in the living room, I was happily eating angel delight, until I got bored and threatened to bomb it at her off my spoon. Never dare a fool is all I will say.
Not only did my attack cover her, but the setee and the walls got it too. As I say thank **** she saw the funny side.
Not only did my attack cover her, but the setee and the walls got it too. As I say thank **** she saw the funny side.
30 July 2008, 07:37 AM
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Must try that some time, but not when Utd are playing at home and the hormones are round for tea
30 July 2008, 08:01 AM
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Tam. Have you still not learnt that wimmins will not get you back straight away, but will wait..............ooh.............could be months...........until you've completely forgotten all about it. THEN you should be afraid.........very afraid!!! 
30 July 2008, 12:41 PM
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Sometimes I do similar things, I just cant help it, a big slap on the ****, cold water whilst she's in the bath, pulling her top down and that kind of thing, then make it worse by doing a bad Steve Irwin impression,
"Look at this little Blighter, I think she's a bit angry"
"Look at this little Blighter, I think she's a bit angry"
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30 July 2008, 02:26 PM
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I am doing a ROFL imagining the scene Tam. You should start a new career as a comedy writer. If you are still in one piece that is Beautifully written.
I once dumped Mrs Leslie in the bath fully clothed when we had a bit of a disagreement. Took a while to get over that one! And they never forget!
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Beautifully written.I once dumped Mrs Leslie in the bath fully clothed when we had a bit of a disagreement. Took a while to get over that one! And they never forget!
Les
30 July 2008, 02:33 PM
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I am doing a ROFL imagining the scene Tam. You should start a new career as a comedy writer. If you are still in one piece that is Beautifully written.
I once dumped Mrs Leslie in the bath fully clothed when we had a bit of a disagreement. Took a while to get over that one! And they never forget!
Les
Beautifully written.I once dumped Mrs Leslie in the bath fully clothed when we had a bit of a disagreement. Took a while to get over that one! And they never forget!
Les
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30 July 2008, 03:40 PM
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I am doing a ROFL imagining the scene Tam. You should start a new career as a comedy writer. If you are still in one piece that is Beautifully written.
I once dumped Mrs Leslie in the bath fully clothed when we had a bit of a disagreement. Took a while to get over that one! And they never forget!
Les
Beautifully written.I once dumped Mrs Leslie in the bath fully clothed when we had a bit of a disagreement. Took a while to get over that one! And they never forget!
Les
I'm still here and no revenge has happened, yet, but as you and Splicer said, they never forget!
Lol @ J4CKO with the Steve Irwin impression!!
30 July 2008, 10:55 PM
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