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Old 29 July 2008, 10:04 PM
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I remember a local news programme that had a feature about alcoholism amongst Gay Females,

"Lonely Lesbians find solace with the bottle"
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Eh, is time running backwards ?
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Cool, BTB !
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BBC NEWS | Business | World trade talks end in collapse

Old 30 July 2008, 11:32 AM
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Time spazz ?
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Who was this Solace anyway?

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Old 30 July 2008, 03:10 PM
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Who was this Solace anyway?

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They keep your shoes on surely ?

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Old 30 July 2008, 03:12 PM
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BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Great **** cope well with warming
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Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Old 30 July 2008, 03:41 PM
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clock thief, does time.
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"Dutch meat blown as angry Red **** rises!"

After a terrorist attack, by a group calling themselves "Red ****" , on a Meat processing plant van, apparently!

Don't know if it's true, but it's a beauty of a headline!!

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The Sun came out with a belter after Pedro Diniz's car went up in flames at the Argentine GP (he escaped unharmed).

Wait for it.....

Diniz in the oven!
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hahahhahaha
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
They keep your shoes on surely ?
Of course they do-just didn't think of that.

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Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing (from The Sun)

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped (The Times)

My favourite;

Big Ugly Woman Wins Beauty Pageant (Newspaper in the town of Big Ugly, West Virginia)
Old 31 July 2008, 02:28 PM
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After Calledonian Thistle beat Celtic : "Super Cally go ballistic, Celtic are attrocious"
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Not really a headline, more a suggested chant featured in an unofficial Chelsea Fanzine, before a match with Arsenal, one of whose number, Van Per Se (sp?), was facing sexual assault charges at the time!

*sing to the Tune of Craig David's Rewind!*

"Van Per Se, when the girl says no, molest her!"



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Originally Posted by Norman D. Landing
After Calledonian Thistle beat Celtic : "Super Cally go ballistic, Celtic are attrocious"
Old 31 July 2008, 04:00 PM
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Oz man cracks one off while speeding in drug-packed car
is a pretty good one, amusing story too !!
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