Daddy's Little Girl
31 July 2008, 12:57 PM
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Daddy's Little Girl
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted
her foot and stomped them flat.
'Well, we're not having any of that poofter **** in our garden' she said.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted
her foot and stomped them flat.
'Well, we're not having any of that poofter **** in our garden' she said.
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to **** ya both."
"**** off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
Paddy says, "me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to **** ya both."
"**** off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
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A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. The child asks, "Mother, where do babies come from? "
"Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex." The daughter looks puzzled. "That means the daddy puts his ***** in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey."
The daughter replies, "Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's ***** in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"
"Jewellery, dear."
"Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex." The daughter looks puzzled. "That means the daddy puts his ***** in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey."
The daughter replies, "Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's ***** in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"
"Jewellery, dear."
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and there was me thinking it was something to do with ginger kids coz of the photo..
and i was right ...we're all that rude
and i was right ...we're all that rude
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to **** ya both."
"**** off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
Paddy says, "me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to **** ya both."
"**** off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
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