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10 June 2008, 01:38 PM
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Tuesday joke
A boss has three secretaries, with business being tough, he decides he has to get rid of two off them. He cannot decide which two he is going to sack, so he decides to put them through a test.
On their pay day, he over pays them $500.00 each. Testing them in regards to what they do with their overpaid cash.
The first one, opens her pay packet, see's the error, walks straight into his office, lets him know of the mistake, and immediately hands back the overpaid $500.00.
The second one cannot believe her luck; she is straight out of the office, and goes and buys herself $500.00 worth of clothes.
The third, invests the money makes an additional $500.00 on it. She takes the interest to her boss, explains she has been over paid, the fact that she invested the money and he can have the interest, while she keeps the original overpaid amount of $500.00.
Which one does he keep?
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The one with the biggest ****!
On their pay day, he over pays them $500.00 each. Testing them in regards to what they do with their overpaid cash.
The first one, opens her pay packet, see's the error, walks straight into his office, lets him know of the mistake, and immediately hands back the overpaid $500.00.
The second one cannot believe her luck; she is straight out of the office, and goes and buys herself $500.00 worth of clothes.
The third, invests the money makes an additional $500.00 on it. She takes the interest to her boss, explains she has been over paid, the fact that she invested the money and he can have the interest, while she keeps the original overpaid amount of $500.00.
Which one does he keep?
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The one with the biggest ****!
10 June 2008, 01:44 PM
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Ok, how about this one?
Whats pink, hairy and smells of peaches?
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Bob Geldof's ****
Poor taste, definately!
Whats pink, hairy and smells of peaches?
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Bob Geldof's ****
Poor taste, definately!
10 June 2008, 01:45 PM
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10 June 2008, 01:47 PM
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I remember when my grandad went into a retirement home, very sad. I rang up my gran and asked how he was doing.
"Oh, he's like a fish out of water."
"Is he finding it hard to adjust then?"
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"No, he's dead."
"Oh, he's like a fish out of water."
"Is he finding it hard to adjust then?"
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"No, he's dead."
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