Joke - The Irishman and the Mormon
14 April 2008, 02:32 PM
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Joke - The Irishman and the Mormon
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whisky, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen ****** than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
The Irishman asked for a whisky, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen ****** than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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16 April 2008, 01:13 PM
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For everything you need to know about Mormons, check out the South Park episode titles 'All About The Mormons' (I think series 6).
Cracking episode, very funny, does the usual mocking with underlying morals underneath providing the merit.
PS... decent joke too
Cracking episode, very funny, does the usual mocking with underlying morals underneath providing the merit.
PS... decent joke too
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