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Old 11 April 2008, 01:46 PM
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A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk
and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the
closet to get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just
for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'
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'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f*****g blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.
Old 11 April 2008, 01:49 PM
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Old 11 April 2008, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk
and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the
closet to get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just
for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f*****g blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.
Old 11 April 2008, 01:57 PM
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Very good Pete!
Old 11 April 2008, 03:40 PM
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Couple of days late there fella https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...ove-story.html
Old 11 April 2008, 11:24 PM
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Well, I've been away for a few days
Old 12 April 2008, 10:28 AM
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It still makes me smile though.

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Old 12 April 2008, 12:01 PM
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Having a ****e morning at work, and just spat my tea out laughing at that! Cheered me up no end!
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