j4ckos mate

what bird did i see today?
about the size of a pidgeon with the markings of a "tit" its call was a very fast clicking sound............................................. ..............

powerwrx

iTrader: (11)

so you saw a pigeon that was firm and round with a nipple on its head that was making a clicking sound

How strange

NotoriousREV

Was it j4cko in the nuddy?

oldsplice

The RSPB: Birds and wildlife

TopBanana

It wasn't a woodpecker was it?

oldsplice

Or a Jay?

Ringpeas

Was it perched on a power line?

Any sign of smoke?

j4ckos mate

it looked like a fat jay i think

oldsplice

The RSPB: Jay

ScoobyWon't

The only tit-like Jay I can think of is the one who used to go out with Denise Van Outen but doesn't anymore. He must be mad

oldsplice

I can see the likeness in that photo.

finalzero

Easy mistake, it was probably some 15 year old mum of four waiting to be picked up by one of the fathers of the four kids... hence the clicking sound

Leslie

Sounds like a big tit to me!

Les

SJ_Skyline

I saw some great **** in town at the weekend

shaunywrx

You'll find that as the weather gets warmer and the year go's on, there will be many more **** on display, sunning themselves and generally enjoying the better weather and longer days, getting ready for the breeding season.






























Mainly around Southend and other similar coastal towns.

j4ckos mate

Yes it was a jay,
i was bladdered walking across a field from the pub after watching the united game. and its noise made me look up and i noticed its strange markings,

i was quite surprised as its either wood pidgeons or bloody noisy magpies near us