dpb

Like to get the girlfriend *something * at least to nibble on

But shes porky enuff as it is ..

GavFre

I hope she doesn't read this thread!

B-B

Chocolate body paint......leave the where to your imagination
She gets chocolate, you get nibbles and both get exercise to burn off the calories.......result!

gallois

beauty is only skin deep, granted deeper for some, but skindeep nonetheless, if she is in need of shedding a few pounds, try to persuade her to donate her leg to medical science, instant 2-3 stone loss. or give her celery cut up into chocolate shaped pieces and coated in worcester sauce, tell her they're belgian .

oldsplice

Get her a Maltesers egg.............less fattening centre.

dpb

Sounds a possibilty

ScoobyWon't

Just shove your todger in her mouth and tell her she'll get some choc afterards if she is any good