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Old 04 March 2008, 07:44 PM
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Padding to protect pedestrians - Yahoo! News UK

Padded lamposts so we do not hurt ourselves - you just could not make this stuff up.

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Old 04 March 2008, 07:46 PM
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I just read this out to Bob and he suggested that they put spikes on them instead
Old 04 March 2008, 07:47 PM
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I don't understand the question?

Old 04 March 2008, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
I just read this out to Bob and he suggested that they put spikes on them instead
LOL!
Or dog poo if the council are a little iffy about the spikes
Old 04 March 2008, 07:53 PM
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padded cells would be of more use....stick the idiots that thought of this inside one.

What's next? padded pavement, padded doors, padded mail boxes, padded buses, cars, trains, roads, steps, rails and anything else we can think of
Old 04 March 2008, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
padded cells would be of more use....stick the idiots that thought of this inside one.

What's next? padded pavement, padded doors, padded mail boxes, padded buses, cars, trains, roads, steps, rails and anything else we can think of
Padded bras



Old 04 March 2008, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
LOL!
Or dog poo if the council are a little iffy about the spikes
Why not spikes made from re-cycled dog poo for that 'green' angle?
Old 04 March 2008, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Why not spikes made from re-cycled dog poo for that 'green' angle?
LOL!
That should appease the green lobby, lets not forget about the PC lobby so spikes at all different heights not to miss the porgs or giant/tall ******* either

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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Padded bras



Always a disappointment to find those Not to mention all the wasted time leading up to the "moment"
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I wonder if the padded Y-Front has been invented yet?
Old 04 March 2008, 08:22 PM
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I blame George Bush!
Old 04 March 2008, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
I wonder if the padded Y-Front has been invented yet?
Yes it's called a sock.
Old 04 March 2008, 10:31 PM
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Its not April the 1st
Old 04 March 2008, 10:36 PM
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what if your walking in the opposite direction

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Originally Posted by hutton_d
Damn good idea for us blokes! I remember walking into one a few years back and all because there was a fit bird on the other side of the street ... mega bump on the head!

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I'm sure there is a lump on forehead v lump in trousers joke lurking around somewhere



I know a friend of mine we stepped off a moving bus straight into one. Almost knocked him out cold
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I'd make a joke out of it - then just accept it.

I'm not stupid.
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Eugenics anyone
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Yes it's called a sock.
How would you know
Old 04 March 2008, 11:12 PM
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How much longer have this bunch of losers got left in making a mess of this Country
Old 04 March 2008, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
How much longer have this bunch of losers got left in making a mess of this Country
A while yet....

https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...-big-idea.html

A poll will be carried out
Oh the irony....

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Old 04 March 2008, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
I wonder if the padded Y-Front has been invented yet?
Just for you ...



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Old 04 March 2008, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
padded cells would be of more use....stick the idiots that thought of this inside one.

What's next? padded pavement, padded doors, padded mail boxes, padded buses, cars, trains, roads, steps, rails and anything else we can think of
technically cars are already "padded," we have crumple zones and airbags etc... in fact prob all newer cars are much heavier compared to their older version because of safety regulations........

i read somewhere once that cars are designed with hitting people in mind, they are designed so that if a car hits a person at 30mph, they will survive which is why on the ads there is a much greater chance of surviving being hit by a car traveling 30mph than 40mph
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Might have known it would be to protect the Southern Softies, lol
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Originally Posted by Mew
technically cars are already "padded," we have crumple zones and airbags etc... in fact prob all newer cars are much heavier compared to their older version because of safety regulations........

i read somewhere once that cars are designed with hitting people in mind, they are designed so that if a car hits a person at 30mph, they will survive which is why on the ads there is a much greater chance of surviving being hit by a car traveling 30mph than 40mph
rarely beyond legislation though - such as putting the wiper pivots under the bonnet, and having a gap beween the bonnet and engine, to provide some give.
NCap ratings for hitting pedestrians are generally pretty poor, especially off roaders and pick-ups, it's not a factor in selecting cars for many people.
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I can remember , many years ago, parking my car, getting out, going to the pavement, and then walking away backwards thinking "is that too far from the kerb?,,......Is it?..... Naaah, it'll be fine" and then I turned around and hit a lampost face first. I don;t think I have hit my head on something so hard before or since. I saw stars.

I for one, welcome the padding
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Well theres suprise The feckwit contingent is strong as ever amongst teh sn collective
Old 05 March 2008, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
I can remember , many years ago, parking my car, getting out, going to the pavement, and then walking away backwards thinking "is that too far from the kerb?,,......Is it?..... Naaah, it'll be fine" and then I turned around and hit a lampost face first. I don;t think I have hit my head on something so hard before or since. I saw stars.

I for one, welcome the padding
LOL!
Perhaps you should be wearing a padded suit and crash helmet when going about your daily business then

My head is certainly thick enough to withstand all but the hardest of lamposts!

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We'll all be living like this soon

YouTube - mr soft, soft mint advert, 1980s
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I remember that advert .......

****.... we're getting old Dave!!


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