Ever tried to cough to cover your fart ?
03 March 2008, 09:32 AM
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03 March 2008, 12:14 PM
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Very funny. I think it did that bloke a favour anyway.
Only thing about coughing is that it is likely to invoke another fart and not only that the cough means you cant hear it but everyone else still can"!
Les
Only thing about coughing is that it is likely to invoke another fart and not only that the cough means you cant hear it but everyone else still can"!
Les
03 March 2008, 01:47 PM
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Some I just dont hear! I walked into the kitchen the other day smelt something bad and asked "have you farted"?, got told "NO" so I walked across the kitchen and walked straight into it! 
I ran off choking and Swiss just stood there and laughed!
I ran off choking and Swiss just stood there and laughed!
03 March 2008, 02:08 PM
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Anyone else think Swiss's thread tomorrow will be 'How do I get rid of two black eyes quickly?' 
03 March 2008, 02:27 PM
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you lot are all talk and no trousers..hump !!
Unlike you keyboard heros, I shall be waltzing through the door at whatever time I see fit, smelling of expensive perfume and drunk as a skunk.
My clothing will be all messed up and belt undone from earlier action..a touch of lipstick on my shirt collar.
I shall have forgotten my key of course and shall bang loudly on the front door, whilst having a **** in the plants at the door. Staggering in , I will demand some food and will make a badly timed kiss/snog at the missus. Seeing her reaction of shock/horror, I shall placate her with a good old goosing, slap her on the **** and shout " dont worry chubby, you're next "
Unlike you keyboard heros, I shall be waltzing through the door at whatever time I see fit, smelling of expensive perfume and drunk as a skunk.
My clothing will be all messed up and belt undone from earlier action..a touch of lipstick on my shirt collar.
I shall have forgotten my key of course and shall bang loudly on the front door, whilst having a **** in the plants at the door. Staggering in , I will demand some food and will make a badly timed kiss/snog at the missus. Seeing her reaction of shock/horror, I shall placate her with a good old goosing, slap her on the **** and shout " dont worry chubby, you're next "
03 March 2008, 02:32 PM
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you lot are all talk and no trousers..hump !!
Unlike you keyboard heros, I shall be waltzing through the door at whatever time I see fit, smelling of expensive perfume and drunk as a skunk.
My clothing will be all messed up and belt undone from earlier action..a touch of lipstick on my shirt collar.
I shall have forgotten my key of course and shall bang loudly on the front door, whilst having a **** in the plants at the door. Staggering in , I will demand some food and will make a badly timed kiss/snog at the missus. Seeing her reaction of shock/horror, I shall placate her with a good old goosing, slap her on the **** and shout " dont worry chubby, you're next "
Unlike you keyboard heros, I shall be waltzing through the door at whatever time I see fit, smelling of expensive perfume and drunk as a skunk.
My clothing will be all messed up and belt undone from earlier action..a touch of lipstick on my shirt collar.
I shall have forgotten my key of course and shall bang loudly on the front door, whilst having a **** in the plants at the door. Staggering in , I will demand some food and will make a badly timed kiss/snog at the missus. Seeing her reaction of shock/horror, I shall placate her with a good old goosing, slap her on the **** and shout " dont worry chubby, you're next "