Originally Posted by Sonic'

Well she knows that if she says anything about the raised leg, her head will be forced there instead, or I will grab it and chuck it in her face

Originally Posted by rallychick

That just made me laugh!

If only women could get away with that behavior!

Originally Posted by Sonic'

In fairness she does the same to me

Originally Posted by Scoobychick

I bet she'll be really pleased that you shared that with us

Originally Posted by Sonic'

I just showed her this thread and she slapped me, she also coughed at the same time

Originally Posted by SwissTony

you lot are all talk and no trousers..hump !!

Unlike you keyboard heros, I shall be waltzing through the door at whatever time I see fit, smelling of expensive perfume and drunk as a skunk.
My clothing will be all messed up and belt undone from earlier action..a touch of lipstick on my shirt collar.

I shall have forgotten my key of course and shall bang loudly on the front door, whilst having a **** in the plants at the door. Staggering in , I will demand some food and will make a badly timed kiss/snog at the missus. Seeing her reaction of shock/horror, I shall placate her with a good old goosing, slap her on the **** and shout " dont worry chubby, you're next "