I think I've got the flu
29 November 2007, 04:13 AM
#1
I think I've got the flu
Woke up at about 2am freezing.. like painfully cold.. couldnt warm up. Got loads of blankets and piled them on top of me.. just woke up now dizzy, I cant stand, see, smell or hear !
I'm screwed over..... any thoughts??
obviously I'm sitting down now its not too bad... dizzy as ****... the world is silent... I'm a bloke so it is possibly the sniffles but I feel like I'm dying !!!
I'm screwed over..... any thoughts??
obviously I'm sitting down now its not too bad... dizzy as ****... the world is silent... I'm a bloke so it is possibly the sniffles but I feel like I'm dying !!!
29 November 2007, 04:14 AM
#2
Heres something to cheer me up
Things women should say... (SIAL)
1. I'll swallow it all... I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my *****!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had
time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey... our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
16. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy
yourself new clubs.
19. I understand fully... our anniversary comes every year. For
Christ's sake, you go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful
stress reliever.
20. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of
beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
21. Christ, not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that
new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you
retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the
night feedings.
24. God... if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head
for you.
Things women should say... (SIAL)
1. I'll swallow it all... I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my *****!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had
time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey... our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
16. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy
yourself new clubs.
19. I understand fully... our anniversary comes every year. For
Christ's sake, you go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful
stress reliever.
20. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of
beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
21. Christ, not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that
new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you
retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the
night feedings.
24. God... if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head
for you.
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