Camel Sex .....
22 November 2007, 08:44 PM
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Camel Sex .....
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women.
And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay .'
About a month later, the Captain starts ;having his own 'urges'.
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
No not really, sir...
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'They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.'
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women.
And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay .'
About a month later, the Captain starts ;having his own 'urges'.
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
No not really, sir...
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'They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.'
22 November 2007, 09:22 PM
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22 November 2007, 09:46 PM
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Person who feels the need to have all eyes on them, via online message boards.
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23 November 2007, 08:45 AM
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Says the man with 10.02 posts per day .... against my tiny 8.73 posts per day
The reason you think that I post a lot is because each one is an absolute gem, a pearl of wisdom, a joyous occassion
I'm struggling to remember your posts
But, that said ... you are quite right - I probably vannot stop posting
The reason you think that I post a lot is because each one is an absolute gem, a pearl of wisdom, a joyous occassion
I'm struggling to remember your posts But, that said ... you are quite right - I probably vannot stop posting
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Says the man with 10.02 posts per day .... against my tiny 8.73 posts per day
The reason you think that I post a lot is because each one is an absolute gem, a pearl of wisdom, a joyous occassion I'm struggling to remember your posts
But, that said ... you are quite right - I probably vannot stop posting
The reason you think that I post a lot is because each one is an absolute gem, a pearl of wisdom, a joyous occassion
I'm struggling to remember your posts But, that said ... you are quite right - I probably vannot stop posting
admit it, ive had some gems. i remember two of your posts... the oil change procedure and the dryer reset post.
BOTH absolute gems
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