pauld37

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Let’s go back to my ‘ouse, we could 'ave a lorra, lorra fun.
So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.

Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my ***** in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand".

Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.

Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."

"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n ***** again. No problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine.

The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.

Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla says, "Sean, tell me - dis 'oldin yer ***** in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"

Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet!"

davegtt

Ohh Paul, thats an old one Not sure if its been on SN before but Im sure it has

pauld37

New to me

RON

Mate, post it on the Dorset site.... i could be sneaky and steal it, but thats not my style!!!

pauld37

Was going to do that Ron, but thought most would see it here, help yourself if you like

Leslie

That was the full LOL.

Les

mrtheedge2u2

I think that gag was used to cheer the troops up in WWII

pauld37

Is that where you heard it first?

They are all old if you've heard them