pslewis

... when someone dies they were the best person in the world??

Not thinking of anyone in particular, but a news item about those who died in the caves outside Bangkok had someone say that one of the people who died were the best person you could ever wish to meet ... and it got me thinking how I always hear that, everytime!

Makes no sense whatsoever ..........

SiPie

sentiment that's usually created through other people's guilt having just realised that they never gave the deceased the time of day when they were still alive ......

That's my guess anyway..

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Are you just checking for when your numbers up Pete ?

Starter for 10,

"Pete was the nicest bloke I never met"

Leslie

They will all say the same about you when you shuffle off!

Les

bugeyeandy

Can't remember anyone saying that when Sadam hung

pslewis

I'm hoping that there will be a 200 Scooby car escort of my coffin!!

What about it people?? Will you give me a Boxer Rumble send off??

MattW

My Nan passed away on Thursday, she was the best Nan ever

Abdabz

It's like when someones parents die and they say they were the best mum or dad in the world... No they werent because mine are So it's either a lie or delusion...
Seriously though, I wish there was some realism and honesty about it all and rather than patronising platitudes, I hope my family are honest about me when I pass and if to them I was the best thing since Hoopers Hooch, then they just need to say that "to them I was"... Do you see

Wurzel

iTrader: (1)

It is like the film Beerfest when the fat bloke drowns and they have the funeral, the Jewish bloke says "he was a fat ******* but he was my fat *******!"

You don't tend to hear that said to often at funerals do you

stiscooby

It's the same when some child has been killed, one way or another, and their head master/mistress comes on the TV saying "oh yes he/she was a wonderful student, hard working, popular" etc etc.

What a load of sh!te, bet they were little ****'s!

Matteeboy

Maybe in slightly bad taste to say to a parent who has just lost there child to say "to be honest, we're all glad he's gone. Billy was a right little brat"

Clarebabes

LOL, very true.

blockmonke@fsmail.net

You would look a bit insensitive if you were quoted as saying they were a fat twisted freak and you were glad they were dead

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

Lad in my year at school crashed his Escort turbo doing 120 coming into Leeds driving like a ********. He was known to take recreational drugs and liked a drink. Reported in the paper that he lived for his car and never drank or took drugs and was the nicest lad you could ever meet. He was a plank. didn't deserve to die but the report in the paper wasn't the lad who died put it that way.

CrisPDuk

They may have been the best people ever, but they certainly weren't the brightest. It's been p!ssing it down with a vengeance here for the last month

A classic example of Darwin's writings in action IMO

Sonic'

I doubt you will get 200 Scoobs at yours Pete, there arent that many standard ones left anymore

and I take it Gold Wheels would still be a nono too

Leslie

I would be prepared to lead it in my Mini!

Anyway, i reckon you would start knocking halfway through the service, just your style.

Les