I was on the beach today and .......
11 September 2007, 11:55 PM
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I was on the beach today and .......
A man with no arms or legs was sunbathing.
He was approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.
The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?"
The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug.
The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?"
He shakes his head. She kisses him.
Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been fooked?"
"No," says the man, his eyes lighting up.
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"Well, you are now, The tide's coming in."
He was approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.
The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?"
The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug.
The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?"
He shakes his head. She kisses him.
Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been fooked?"
"No," says the man, his eyes lighting up.
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"Well, you are now, The tide's coming in."
12 September 2007, 12:00 AM
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I'm off to bed ..... he's one to keep you warm ....
After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together.
They get back to his flat, and as he's showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor, to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf.
Although surprised, the woman decides not to mention this to him.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks smiling, "How was it?",
"Well," says the man, frowning.
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"You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together.
They get back to his flat, and as he's showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor, to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf.
Although surprised, the woman decides not to mention this to him.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks smiling, "How was it?",
"Well," says the man, frowning.
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"You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
12 September 2007, 09:50 AM
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A man with no arms or legs was sunbathing.
He was approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.
The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?"
The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug.
The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?"
He shakes his head. She kisses him.
Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been fooked?"
"No," says the man, his eyes lighting up.
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.
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.
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"Well, you are now, The tide's coming in."
He was approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.
The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?"
The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug.
The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?"
He shakes his head. She kisses him.
Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been fooked?"
"No," says the man, his eyes lighting up.
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"Well, you are now, The tide's coming in."
Hows about this one.
50 years ago, 20 men chasing a black man was called the 'Ku Klux Klan'......
Now it's just called F1!
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'A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.
Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She replied, "You're going to die."
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.
Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She replied, "You're going to die."
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'A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.
Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She replied, "You're going to die."
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems.
Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She replied, "You're going to die."
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