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As a result of intensive research on Wikiquote, I put the following ensemble of DCI Gene Hunt classics together for your pleasure:

Gene Hunt: I'm done with this game. Let's play another. Let's play, eh, hopscotch or pin the tail on a donkey. You pick, Dora.
Dora Keens: I want a lawyer.
Gene Hunt: I wanna hump Britt Eklund, what are we gonna do?



[To a handful of kids, staring at his car]
Gene Hunt: Anything happens to this motor, I'll come 'round your houses and stamp on all your toys. Got it? Good kids.



Sam Tyler: This place is like Guantanamo Bay.
Gene Hunt: Keep off, it's nothing like Spain.



[Bursting in on Stephen Warren, who is performing oral on another man]
Gene Hunt: I'm not a Catholic me'self Mr Warren, but isn't there something in the Bible about "Thou shalt not $uck off rent boys"?
Warren: How dare you come in here!
Gene Hunt: You could have said that to the boy.


[Tyler and Hunt have forced one of Warren's men to strip to his underwear in his cold store, to encourage him to answer their questions]
Gene Hunt: My friend is going to ask you some questions. Personally I hope you don't answer them because I want you to die in here and end up inside a pork pie.



Sam Tyler: If it was to do with football, he'd have serious injuries.
Gene Hunt: He's dead. That's quite serious.



Gene Hunt: I reckon we can take him, I'll jump on him, you take his gun and Cartwright can jump up and down on his knackers.


Gene Hunt: Don't move, you are surrounded by armed bast@rds!


Ordering the hunt for a murderer]
Gene Hunt:This is my city. And it will be a safe place for my wife and my mum to walk around in. Is that understood?
Detectives: Yes, guv.
Gene Hunt (Sternly): Right. Find out who the dead woman was, find out who killed her. Do it now. [He checks his watch]
Gene Hunt: Hold up, hold up. Do it tomorrow morning, first thing. (Brightly) Beer o'clock, gentlemen



Sam Tyler: I think she's telling the truth.
Gene Hunt: I think she's as fake as a tr@nny's f@nny.



Sam Tyler: I still think we need to entertain the possibility that this could be a racial killing..
Gene Hunt: Oh, well let's entertain it, let's take it out for a prawn cocktail, a steak and a bottle of Liebfraumilch, then let's kick it into the gutter where it belongs!



Gene Hunt: He's got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course.


[Sam startles Gene by waking screaming from a nightmare]
Sam Tyler: I was just dreaming.
Gene Hunt: What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil!.

Lee247

You missed out last weeks comment
"You couldn't catch the clap in a French brothel"
I'll miss him

DCI Gene Hunt

Annie Cartwright: Boss, there's a viscous yellow liquid in his ear....
Gene Hunt: No, that's the drip from my fried egg butty, love. Well done Miss Marple, that's why we need women detectives...

miss*scoobygav555*

davegtt

Cant remember the exact wording but it was about the racial drug dealings

Tyler to Gene "So your just gonna let him murder him and we'll all go for a curry and a beer"

The guy in the background shouts "Good idea, I could murder an Indian"

OK, OK, Not quite a Gene comment but one of the best of the series

SteveScooby

iTrader: (2)

"He's more nervous than a small nun at a penguin shoot."

Fantastic

Jamie

You are surrounded by armed *******s
talking about politics he says:There will never be a woman prime minister as long as I have a hole up my ****
've come at this from more angles than Linda Lovelace

I'm Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And it's 1973. Nearly Dinner Time. I'm havin hoops.

Jamie

[after being saved shot in the chest and the bullet hitting his whiskey flask]
Sam: what are the odds...
[pulls out 5 flasks from various pockets]
Hunt: Pretty good actually.


lol

Leslie

Lot of laughs in all those posts. I'll miss him too!

Les

Scooby Roo

It's beer o'clock

Well said that man

[Puts on coat and heads for the door ]

Roo

DCI Gene Hunt

And lest we forget, my all time favourite....

Gene Hunt: Now. Yesterday's shooting. The dealers are all so scared we're more likely to get Helen Keller to talk. The Paki in a coma's about as lively as Liberace's dick when he's looking at a naked woman, all in all this investigation's going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory.
Sam Tyler, aghast, drops the radio he is holding.
Gene Hunt: What?
Sam Tyler: Think you might have missed out the Jews
Gene Hunt: What?
Sam Tyler: I think we need to explore whether this attempted murder was a hate crime.
Gene Hunt: What as opposed to one of those I-really-really-like-you sort of murders?

MattW

Some t shirts with Gene's one liners here shotdeadinthehead