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Old 10 April 2007, 10:49 AM
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Red face It seemed funny at the time......

RIYADH (Reuters) - A Saudi man lost a bit of his nose in a joint assault by his two wives after he jokingly threatened to marry a third woman.

Judaie Ibn Salem had thought his threat would help resolve an argument over dividing up his house.

"I swore that I would do it because ... they were impolite and that's when I came under an even bigger attack," Ibn Salem told Shams newspaper after having seven stitches inserted.

"I never realised they would get so worked up. But the only way to restore my dignity is really to take a third wife, but I don't know what I'm going to lose next if I do that."

Islamic law allows men to take up to four wives and polygamy is not unusual in the conservative kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the birthplace of Islam.
The guy's a feckin GENIUS, I mean REALLY..... the old "I never realised they would get so worked up"
Old 10 April 2007, 10:52 AM
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Well, he is allowed 4, so why should he know that they would get worked up
Old 10 April 2007, 10:55 AM
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its all going to kick off when he tells one of them that she has a fat ****
Old 10 April 2007, 10:57 AM
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She'll say "I know, I married him"
Old 10 April 2007, 11:06 AM
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This is obviously why Christians and Jews are smarter

They know that one wife is plenty more than enough
Old 10 April 2007, 12:31 PM
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I never realised they would get so worked up. But the only way to restore my dignity is really to take a third wife, but I don't know what I'm going to lose next if I do that
True, but I'm sure I could hazard a guess!
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