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Old 22 January 2007, 11:16 AM
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hows the best way to deter dogs from fouling at my front garden. it has happened twice now
Old 22 January 2007, 11:17 AM
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Old 22 January 2007, 11:17 AM
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Get a good referee and linesman
Old 22 January 2007, 11:25 AM
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Get a good referee and linesman
No such thing as a good ref or lino. If theyre good for one team the other will only complain.
Old 22 January 2007, 11:25 AM
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Take down the goal nets and they'll soon move on.
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Bucket of cold water might make them think twice, if you can catch them at it that is.

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Old 22 January 2007, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Bucket of cold water might make them think twice, if you can catch them at it that is.

Les
Yes, a whole bucket of water at half time might make them feel sick for the second half, thus losing interest and moving on too.
Old 22 January 2007, 11:47 AM
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I once got pulled off at half time. Much better than the bloody oranges we get with my new team
Old 22 January 2007, 12:00 PM
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fence ?
Old 22 January 2007, 12:15 PM
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My house is a terrace with the front door opening onto the pavement... There have been a few times I have had the misfortune of poo skiing... Once not so long ago, I didnt notice until I had got into the car and I could smell something even a home made chicken balti couldnt produce
Old 22 January 2007, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Bucket of cold water might make them think twice, if you can catch them at it that is.

Les
Yes, all over the owner
Old 22 January 2007, 12:26 PM
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ask the council to put up more dog fouling fine signs up on your street and get them to make an example out of someone that does it!
Old 22 January 2007, 12:30 PM
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My dad managed to finish off his neighbours elderly mongrel, it was, as usual crimping one off on the front lawn so he grabbed the hose and let it have it just as it was doing its post poo burnout, it left as fast as its distended body would let it barking its dissproval. It was on serious medication and was on its last legs, but,

Next day my dad saw the neighbour and got chatting, he asked where Scamp was as the horrible thing was always there at his side and the neighbour explained that it had died the previous night, came in distressed and sweating (dogs dont really sweat, it was tap water), calmed down a bit and then died !



A result I would say
Old 22 January 2007, 12:34 PM
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oh Jacko if that was my dog i would have soaked your old man in petrol not tap water! only joking mate but killing it was a tad harsh!!!!
supose he should have kept in control of the dog though
Old 22 January 2007, 12:34 PM
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Yes Jacko, if someone had done that to my dog they would be picking their teeth up with broken fingers.
Old 22 January 2007, 12:36 PM
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What about just ignoring it and getting a life. It's only natural.
Old 22 January 2007, 12:37 PM
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Old 22 January 2007, 01:13 PM
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black pepper and chilli powder
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Originally Posted by RUDDY
ask the council to put up more dog fouling fine signs up on your street and get them to make an example out of someone that does it!
The dog would be able to present a vigourous defence in court, on the basic fact that they cannot read!!!
Old 22 January 2007, 01:28 PM
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lol good point! put a B,ham city shirt outside nextdoors front door!!
they will all **** their instead!
Old 22 January 2007, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
black pepper and chilli powder
cook for 2 hours & serve with garnish
Old 22 January 2007, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
My dad managed to finish off his neighbours elderly mongrel, it was, as usual crimping one off on the front lawn so he grabbed the hose and let it have it just as it was doing its post poo burnout, it left as fast as its distended body would let it barking its dissproval. It was on serious medication and was on its last legs, but,

Next day my dad saw the neighbour and got chatting, he asked where Scamp was as the horrible thing was always there at his side and the neighbour explained that it had died the previous night, came in distressed and sweating (dogs dont really sweat, it was tap water), calmed down a bit and then died !



A result I would say

I know i shouldn't but,
Old 22 January 2007, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Shaolin
Yes Jacko, if someone had done that to my dog they would be picking their teeth up with broken fingers.
what squirted a hose at it for ****ting on their garden.

internet hardman alert
Old 23 January 2007, 01:12 AM
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wow , what were you searching for?

and how off topic can this get?
Old 23 January 2007, 11:42 AM
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See the thread about Chili Sauce.

Make a mixture.

Make a few 'nice' meatballs.

Each time the dog ****s, throw it a meatball.

Doubt it would come back.
Old 23 January 2007, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jjones
what squirted a hose at it for ****ting on their garden.

internet hardman alert
No, i mean if he thought it was funny that afterwards my dog died as a possible result of his actions you numptie.
Not trying to be hard at all, just the way it is mate.
Old 23 January 2007, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
What about just ignoring it and getting a life. It's only natural.
So its natural for a young child playing in his/her front garden to pick up a dog **** is it?

lol

If its a neighbour do a "Me, Myself and Irene" and take a Mr Whippy on their lawn while reading the paper! lol
Old 23 January 2007, 01:02 PM
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Have to say, usually tap water isnt lethal to dogs so he didnt intend to help it on its way but after ten years of a fresh loaf every morning you get a bit pissed of with it, its not like it hadnt been got numerous times before but had not learnt its lesson.

I am quite happy if our dog escapes for any reason for the neighbours to give her a bath !
Old 23 January 2007, 01:58 PM
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Depends though doesn't it. Most people would arrange for Fluffy or Fido to sh*t somewhere else. It's one of those things that once you notice, you notice more of though, ending up with extreme behaviour.

I know of one chap who told the dog owner to take his property with him. Got told to "fsck off", so he tagged along behind and found where the guy lived. He then donned the marigolds and picked up the sh*t, rang the guys doorbell and presented him with it at the front door. Dog owner reacted "badly" and ended up getting punched by a sh*tty marigold in "self defense".

J.
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