fouling dogs!!!!!
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My house is a terrace with the front door opening onto the pavement... There have been a few times I have had the misfortune of poo skiing... Once not so long ago, I didnt notice until I had got into the car and I could smell something even a home made chicken balti couldnt produce
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My dad managed to finish off his neighbours elderly mongrel, it was, as usual crimping one off on the front lawn so he grabbed the hose and let it have it just as it was doing its post poo burnout, it left as fast as its distended body would let it barking its dissproval. It was on serious medication and was on its last legs, but,
Next day my dad saw the neighbour and got chatting, he asked where Scamp was as the horrible thing was always there at his side and the neighbour explained that it had died the previous night, came in distressed and sweating (dogs dont really sweat, it was tap water), calmed down a bit and then died !
A result I would say
Next day my dad saw the neighbour and got chatting, he asked where Scamp was as the horrible thing was always there at his side and the neighbour explained that it had died the previous night, came in distressed and sweating (dogs dont really sweat, it was tap water), calmed down a bit and then died !
A result I would say
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oh Jacko if that was my dog i would have soaked your old man in petrol not tap water! only joking mate but killing it was a tad harsh!!!!
supose he should have kept in control of the dog though
supose he should have kept in control of the dog though
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My dad managed to finish off his neighbours elderly mongrel, it was, as usual crimping one off on the front lawn so he grabbed the hose and let it have it just as it was doing its post poo burnout, it left as fast as its distended body would let it barking its dissproval. It was on serious medication and was on its last legs, but,
Next day my dad saw the neighbour and got chatting, he asked where Scamp was as the horrible thing was always there at his side and the neighbour explained that it had died the previous night, came in distressed and sweating (dogs dont really sweat, it was tap water), calmed down a bit and then died !
A result I would say
Next day my dad saw the neighbour and got chatting, he asked where Scamp was as the horrible thing was always there at his side and the neighbour explained that it had died the previous night, came in distressed and sweating (dogs dont really sweat, it was tap water), calmed down a bit and then died !
A result I would say
I know i shouldn't but,
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wow , what were you searching for?
and how off topic can this get?
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So its natural for a young child playing in his/her front garden to pick up a dog **** is it?
lol
If its a neighbour do a "Me, Myself and Irene" and take a Mr Whippy on their lawn while reading the paper! lol
lol
If its a neighbour do a "Me, Myself and Irene" and take a Mr Whippy on their lawn while reading the paper! lol
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Have to say, usually tap water isnt lethal to dogs so he didnt intend to help it on its way but after ten years of a fresh loaf every morning you get a bit pissed of with it, its not like it hadnt been got numerous times before but had not learnt its lesson.
I am quite happy if our dog escapes for any reason for the neighbours to give her a bath !
I am quite happy if our dog escapes for any reason for the neighbours to give her a bath !
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Depends though doesn't it. Most people would arrange for Fluffy or Fido to sh*t somewhere else. It's one of those things that once you notice, you notice more of though, ending up with extreme behaviour.
I know of one chap who told the dog owner to take his property with him. Got told to "fsck off", so he tagged along behind and found where the guy lived. He then donned the marigolds and picked up the sh*t, rang the guys doorbell and presented him with it at the front door. Dog owner reacted "badly" and ended up getting punched by a sh*tty marigold in "self defense".
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I know of one chap who told the dog owner to take his property with him. Got told to "fsck off", so he tagged along behind and found where the guy lived. He then donned the marigolds and picked up the sh*t, rang the guys doorbell and presented him with it at the front door. Dog owner reacted "badly" and ended up getting punched by a sh*tty marigold in "self defense".
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