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Old 03 January 2007, 02:11 PM
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Question School Prank - Anyone remember it?

Hi

Does anyone remember the prank at school where you'd go up to some one and say the following (actions in brackets) :-

Alright Jack, how's your back (slap them on the back)
Haven't seen you for ears and ears (pull their ear)
First you were in the army (punch them in the arm)
Then you were in the navy...... can't remember the rest....


Does anyone remember the rest? I can't remember this at all, but a couple of guys are discussing it and counldn't remember how the rest went!

And yes, we should be doing better thinsg with our time at work
Old 03 January 2007, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Dazzler
And yes, we should be doing better thinsg with our time at work
Sounds like you have your 'work - life' balance in order to me
Old 03 January 2007, 02:19 PM
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no i have never heard of this either ha ha i remember when people used to let off stink bombs all the time that right stunk!
Old 03 January 2007, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Dazzler
Hi

Does anyone remember the prank at school where you'd go up to some one and say the following (actions in brackets) :-

Alright Jack, how's your back (slap them on the back)
Haven't seen you for ears and ears (pull their ear)
First you were in the army (punch them in the arm)
Then you were in the navy...... can't remember the rest....
Then you were unlucky enough to meet Chip Sengravy?
Old 03 January 2007, 02:29 PM
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Was there something like "do want a stamp?" <stamps on foot>??
Old 03 January 2007, 02:31 PM
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It ended .... But i still nose you !! (pulling on there nose)


And i went to posh school !
Old 03 January 2007, 02:33 PM
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Cheers DCI, it sways one way and the other other from time to time, but I can't grumble too much

We're just off to play penny up against the wall in the kitchen. Unfortunately I'm losing heavily against the other two!!! Twenty pence a go is not cheap.

Steph, we had a girl that used to work here that played pranks all the time in the office who let off a stink bomb in my bin under my desk. We didn't know, and had our office services team trying to locate where the smell was coming from. We had them crawling through the ceiling cheking out the bl00dy air conditioning vents before she let on to us.

Anyway, if anyone can remember the above prank I'd much aapreciate it

cheers
Old 03 January 2007, 03:06 PM
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Nice one, thanks for the replies

Haven't got a clue what could have rhymed with Navy though.
Old 05 January 2007, 12:29 PM
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Wavy?

"A pinch and a punch for the first of the month" was one I remember.

Les
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Originally Posted by Dazzler
Hi

Does anyone remember the prank at school where you'd go up to some one and say the following (actions in brackets) :-

Alright Jack, how's your back (slap them on the back)
Haven't seen you for ears and ears (pull their ear)
First you were in the army (punch them in the arm)
Then you were in the navy...... can't remember the rest....


Does anyone remember the rest? I can't remember this at all, but a couple of guys are discussing it and counldn't remember how the rest went!

And yes, we should be doing better thinsg with our time at work


Lol I remember it from many years ago…
it went:

Hi Jack, how’s your back (slap back)
Havent seen you for ears and ears (pull each ear as you say it)
But I still nose ya (pinch their nose)
And you’re still cheeky (grab their cheeks)

Dont ask how or why I remember this stuff but i do..lol
Old 12 October 2021, 09:28 AM
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14 years later someone remembered it.
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Old 13 October 2021, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by silver-sub
14 years later someone remembered it.
and joined specifically to post the cooment! top work!
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Old 27 February 2023, 10:38 PM
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The last line of the version I knew went:

’How’s your hairy (pull hair) sister,
is she still collecting them stamps’ (sátiro your foot on their foot)
Old 28 February 2023, 08:09 AM
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wtf
Old 01 March 2023, 09:11 AM
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Nah, I always remember it as “how’s your granny, Fanny”
Old 01 March 2023, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by IdonthaveaScooby
wtf
from the man who the rest of us have been saying the same for ages !! That really made me chuckle !! Food for thought there my friend. !
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I think we've establish thought isn't your strong point
Old 01 March 2023, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by IdonthaveaScooby
I think we've establish thought isn't your strong point
* established you mean. Give it some thought.
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Old 11 April 2023, 08:05 AM
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Default Hulo Jack

The way I remember it is

Ello Jack
Glad you're back (slap back)
Eyes (touch both eyes) haven't seen ya for ears and ears (pull both ears)
But I still nose (pull nose) ya
And you're still cheeky (pull both cheeks)
Old 12 April 2023, 08:16 AM
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Yeah, I might remember that.
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