there was this newly married chinese couple
21 December 2006, 09:05 AM
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there was this newly married chinese couple
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers
naked under the sheets as her husband undresses He climbs in next to her
and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry
fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss ask...Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced ,which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...
"Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori '' ?
he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers
naked under the sheets as her husband undresses He climbs in next to her
and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry
fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss ask...Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced ,which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...
"Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori '' ?
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21 December 2006, 04:29 PM
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Davegtttt , sorry you had to try and concentrate , is this better 
A Loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Romford with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda
Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would sh@g you twice!"
A Loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Romford with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda
Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would sh@g you twice!"
21 December 2006, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by awd wrx
Davegtttt , sorry you had to try and concentrate , is this better
A Loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Romford with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda
Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would sh@g you twice!"
A Loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Romford with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda
Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one,she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would sh@g you twice!"
If not a little old
21 December 2006, 04:32 PM
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I stopped reading that one half way through, would you actually believe I got that via text today and that wasnt the first time Ive heard it either
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Try it the other way around. Go into a Chinese restaurant and ask for a number 45. 53 and a "can I fwuck your wifey" and see if waiter laughs
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