Ex's Xmas presents
15 December 2006, 09:50 PM
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Ex's Xmas presents
Do you buy them ?
Problem is that my oldest son's mother always buys me a decent present at xmas & i feel that i have to return the favour.
Over the last year she has put on the beef a little & me being me doesnt really want to tell her even though her breasts are looking bittyable
So for her xmas should i either
1. Book her into a health farm ?
2. Pay for a years gym membership
3. Buy her a size 16 pair of trousers so she gets the hint ... (she used to be a 10/12)
??????????????????????????
Problem is that my oldest son's mother always buys me a decent present at xmas & i feel that i have to return the favour.
Over the last year she has put on the beef a little & me being me doesnt really want to tell her even though her breasts are looking bittyable
So for her xmas should i either
1. Book her into a health farm ?
2. Pay for a years gym membership
3. Buy her a size 16 pair of trousers so she gets the hint ... (she used to be a 10/12)
??????????????????????????
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15 December 2006, 11:05 PM
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Buy her a pair of shoes......but instead of giving them to her, just give her the box and fill it with DUST....... with a card saying ''Nosh on this when you get peckish'', she'll get the idea.
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16 December 2006, 12:26 AM
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Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used
to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...
So I told her to fvck off.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used
to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...
So I told her to fvck off.
16 December 2006, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by *Sonic*
Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used
to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...
So I told her to fvck off.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used
to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...
So I told her to fvck off.
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