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Ex's Xmas presents
Do you buy them ?
Problem is that my oldest son's mother always buys me a decent present at xmas & i feel that i have to return the favour. Over the last year she has put on the beef a little & me being me doesnt really want to tell her even though her breasts are looking bittyable :norty: So for her xmas should i either 1. Book her into a health farm ? 2. Pay for a years gym membership 3. Buy her a size 16 pair of trousers so she gets the hint ... (she used to be a 10/12) ?????????????????????????? |
Bitter?
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You just want dem big ol titties !
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Im certain there are some excellent slimming books out there... failing that, hows about a few selection boxes... hope this helps
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Ill find out for you when I see her later :thumb:
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Originally Posted by GC8
Bitter?
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Buy her a Chocolate Orange
To Dawn, love STI 04 :D |
Buy her a pair of shoes......but instead of giving them to her, just give her the box and fill it with DUST....... with a card saying ''Nosh on this when you get peckish'', she'll get the idea.
DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... Be prepared to run quickly :thumb: |
I wonder how she thought you looked, sti :D
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Stuff the Turkey and be done with it!!
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Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'. "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled... So I told her to fvck off. :) |
^^ tea/monitor moment :D
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Buy her a mirror which has the outline of a yawning hippo etched into it
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Originally Posted by *Sonic*
Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'. "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled... So I told her to fvck off. :) |
Buy her a pair of slippers and a vibr@tor, if she doesn`t like the slippers, tell her to go fcuk herself.
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Buy her a Size 20, and just let her know that the way she's going she'll fill them in no time;)
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Originally Posted by Swen6
Buy her a Size 20, and just let her know that the way she's going she'll fill them in no time;)
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