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Old 14 December 2006, 11:56 AM
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Talking Dyslexic santa

Apparently there's a dyslexic Santa running around Ipswich at present - keeps leaving prossies under the tree..
Old 14 December 2006, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Apparently there's a dyslexic Santa running around Ipswich at present - keeps leaving prossies under the tree..
that's terrible.


Old 14 December 2006, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
that's terrible.


Agree
Old 14 December 2006, 12:03 PM
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Fancy a game of Rugby saturday?, apparently Ipswich is short of hookers.
Old 14 December 2006, 12:04 PM
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Not again, PLEASEEEEEEEE
Old 14 December 2006, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Not again, PLEASEEEEEEEE

Old 14 December 2006, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Apparently there's a dyslexic Santa running around Ipswich at present - keeps leaving prossies under the tree..
Old 14 December 2006, 12:33 PM
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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to santa
Old 14 December 2006, 12:52 PM
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That's nothing - dyslexic agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there's a Dog
Old 14 December 2006, 01:20 PM
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Do you know what DNA stands for..........
























National Association of Dyslexics

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Old 14 December 2006, 01:25 PM
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slightly different to mine....


The Ipswich game has been called off on Saturday.....a dyslexic serial killer
has murdered all the substitutes!


(Sorry if anyone finds that offensive)
Old 14 December 2006, 01:27 PM
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Old 14 December 2006, 01:28 PM
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How many more times are we going to see these jokes repeated over and over getting very tiring already
Old 14 December 2006, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
How many more times are we going to see these jokes repeated over and over getting very tiring already
Don't read them then
Old 14 December 2006, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
How many more times are we going to see these jokes repeated over and over getting very tiring already
LOL no different to 90% of the threads on SN, the same stuff gets posted over and over because most people cant read or cant be bothered to read
Old 14 December 2006, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MattW
Don't read them then
Bit late for that once youve started. Im just saying how many times Ive seen them recently

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LOL no different to 90% of the threads on SN, the same stuff gets posted over and over because most people cant read or cant be bothered to read
I know but you can put up with it if theres a few days or something inbetween but Ive seen the rugby joke about 5 times in the same blady thread oh well, suppose it keeps some people entertained
Old 14 December 2006, 01:38 PM
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Which threads?
Old 14 December 2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by MattW
Don't read them then



Its freezing here in Ipswich, I recon it’s minus 5



Is anyone up for rugby this weekend, Ipswich is desperately short of hookers



The Ipswich game is off on Saturday........................
A Dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes



Job Vacancy

Prostitutes required Ipswich area. Good rates of pay but the shifts are murder!!!!


Also.


Whats the difference between Ipswich and Mr Kipling?















Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box





I'll get me coat.
Old 14 December 2006, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I know but you can put up with it if theres a few days or something inbetween but Ive seen the rugby joke about 5 times in the same blady thread oh well, suppose it keeps some people entertained
Just like TV too, in fact most people prefer repeats on TV apparently

Which I noticed the other day ITV3 should be renamed The Two Ronnies Channel for the xmas period

They are showing back to back (and repeating them too) episodes of TR's from dawn till dawn !!
Old 14 December 2006, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Bit late for that once youve started. Im just saying how many times Ive seen them recently



I know but you can put up with it if theres a few days or something inbetween but Ive seen the rugby joke about 5 times in the same blady thread oh well, suppose it keeps some people entertained

Come on dave at least have a titter

saying that i've heard the rugby one meself about ten times if not more
Old 14 December 2006, 01:43 PM
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Aye most of them are in the Ipswich Serial Killer thread.

I find it hard to giggle at the same joke I read an hour before unless its a real corker. Unfortunately none of the above are
Old 14 December 2006, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Aye most of them are in the Ipswich Serial Killer thread.

I find it hard to giggle at the same joke I read an hour before unless its a real corker. Unfortunately none of the above are
Sorry been away for two days and I refuse to read threads over 2 pages
Old 14 December 2006, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I find it hard to giggle at the same joke I read an hour before unless its a real corker. Unfortunately none of the above are
You must have missed my devil worshipper joke then
Old 14 December 2006, 01:55 PM
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Nope I spotted it, I just havent finished rolling around on the floor yet

Matt. No worries but mabe this thread will bring attention to all the others who think theyre being original Im sick of my phone going off, beginning to feel important only to find its another naff joke
Old 14 December 2006, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Im sick of my phone going off, beginning to feel important only to find its another naff joke
LMAO! Having the same problem ----> https://www.scoobynet.com/scoobynet-...work-done.html
Old 14 December 2006, 02:10 PM
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some people eh.
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