The things Kids say...
27 November 2006, 03:49 PM
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The things Kids say...
Colleague just told us this.
Sitting on a bus and his son was whispering something to him.
Couldn't hear what he was saying.
He said to his son "Don't whisper"
His son replied "That woman over there has got a big nose"
Sitting on a bus and his son was whispering something to him.
Couldn't hear what he was saying.
He said to his son "Don't whisper"
His son replied "That woman over there has got a big nose"
27 November 2006, 06:00 PM
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Years ago, I proudly took my two year old to Safeway. While wheeling him and the trolley around, I inadvertently, (OK, I was messing about spinning him in the trolley
), knocked over a large conical stack of baked beans
No-one saw, so I skidaddled..
About a minute later I re-appeared with the other shoppers, to hear one of the store staff say, " Oh dear, who could have done that?", to which my two year old piped up, "My daddy".
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), knocked over a large conical stack of baked beansNo-one saw, so I skidaddled..
About a minute later I re-appeared with the other shoppers, to hear one of the store staff say, " Oh dear, who could have done that?", to which my two year old piped up, "My daddy".
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27 November 2006, 06:09 PM
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mate from work has just had new carpet fitted to his lounge, his young daughter said "hows santa going to come this year cause i dont think he will have time to take his boots off"
very nearly wet myself lol!!
very nearly wet myself lol!!
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27 November 2006, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Years ago, I proudly took my two year old to Safeway. While wheeling him and the trolley around, I inadvertently, (OK, I was messing about spinning him in the trolley ), knocked over a large conical stack of baked beans
No-one saw, so I skidaddled..
About a minute later I re-appeared with the other shoppers, to hear one of the store staff say, " Oh dear, who could have done that?", to which my two year old piped up, "My daddy".
Alcazar
), knocked over a large conical stack of baked beansNo-one saw, so I skidaddled..
About a minute later I re-appeared with the other shoppers, to hear one of the store staff say, " Oh dear, who could have done that?", to which my two year old piped up, "My daddy".
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27 November 2006, 06:47 PM
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My daughter, when just very small, had been out the back playing with our dog - shouted from the back door of the house,
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"Don't shout from the back door, it is rude - come to me and speak to me quietly!!"
She did do as I asked, she walked through the kitchen, dining room, lounge and along the hall to the study where I was chatting on ScoobyNet.
She stood behind me and quietly said, "Daddy"
"Thats better, much more polite" I said ... "now what was so urgent?"
"I've got dog poooo all over the bottom of my wellies - LOOK!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"Don't shout from the back door, it is rude - come to me and speak to me quietly!!"
She did do as I asked, she walked through the kitchen, dining room, lounge and along the hall to the study where I was chatting on ScoobyNet.
She stood behind me and quietly said, "Daddy"
"Thats better, much more polite" I said ... "now what was so urgent?"
"I've got dog poooo all over the bottom of my wellies - LOOK!"
27 November 2006, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
My daughter, when just very small, had been out the back playing with our dog - shouted from the back door of the house,
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"Don't shout from the back door, it is rude - come to me and speak to me quietly!!"
She did do as I asked, she walked through the kitchen, dining room, lounge and along the hall to the study where I was chatting on ScoobyNet.
She stood behind me and quietly said, "Daddy"
"Thats better, much more polite" I said ... "now what was so urgent?"
"I've got dog poooo all over the bottom of my wellies - LOOK!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"DADDY, I NEED YOU HERE!!"
"Don't shout from the back door, it is rude - come to me and speak to me quietly!!"
She did do as I asked, she walked through the kitchen, dining room, lounge and along the hall to the study where I was chatting on ScoobyNet.
She stood behind me and quietly said, "Daddy"
"Thats better, much more polite" I said ... "now what was so urgent?"
"I've got dog poooo all over the bottom of my wellies - LOOK!"
Again you have dropped yourself in it, like you did with the scooby doo thread, when you said you watched it as a child, but you coudlnt have done that if you were 78. Why lie!
27 November 2006, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Jonno_johnson
How old were you when you had your daugther Lewis you claim your 78, and have been on here since the year 2000 6 years ago, and you claimed she was very young when she did this, so i take it you had her when you were aged 72 or somthing similar.
Again you have dropped yourself in it, like you did with the scooby doo thread, when you said you watched it as a child, but you coudlnt have done that if you were 78. Why lie!
Again you have dropped yourself in it, like you did with the scooby doo thread, when you said you watched it as a child, but you coudlnt have done that if you were 78. Why lie!
Yes??
Walk up to it and open it with the big shiny handle thing.
Put one step after the other and continue that until you have seen what 'outside' is like ......
Return - and then post something LESS **** on ScoobyNet you RETARD!!
ITS A JOKE - MADE UP FOR YOUR BENEFIT!!
.... a joke, you know? LIKE YOU!!
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27 November 2006, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
SERIOUSLY ..... see that rectangular wooden thing at the end of your hall??
Yes??
Walk up to it and open it with the big shiny handle thing.
Put one step after the other and continue that until you have seen what 'outside' is like ......
Return - and then post something LESS **** on ScoobyNet you RETARD!!
ITS A JOKE - MADE UP FOR YOUR BENEFIT!! .... a joke, you know? LIKE YOU!!
Yes??
Walk up to it and open it with the big shiny handle thing.
Put one step after the other and continue that until you have seen what 'outside' is like ......
Return - and then post something LESS **** on ScoobyNet you RETARD!!
ITS A JOKE - MADE UP FOR YOUR BENEFIT!!
.... a joke, you know? LIKE YOU!! astraboy.
27 November 2006, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
SERIOUSLY ..... see that rectangular wooden thing at the end of your hall??
Yes??
Walk up to it and open it with the big shiny handle thing.
Put one step after the other and continue that until you have seen what 'outside' is like ......
Return - and then post something LESS **** on ScoobyNet you RETARD!!
ITS A JOKE - MADE UP FOR YOUR BENEFIT!! .... a joke, you know? LIKE YOU!!
Yes??
Walk up to it and open it with the big shiny handle thing.
Put one step after the other and continue that until you have seen what 'outside' is like ......
Return - and then post something LESS **** on ScoobyNet you RETARD!!
ITS A JOKE - MADE UP FOR YOUR BENEFIT!!
.... a joke, you know? LIKE YOU!!
27 November 2006, 07:32 PM
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Instead of giving me a neg rep for asking a valid question and not insulting you, Pete could you answer me how old are you? You have dropped yourself in it too many times, now to still claim your 78, id say mid 30s with a young child.
27 November 2006, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jonno_johnson
Instead of giving me a neg rep for asking a valid question and not insulting you, Pete could you answer me how old are you? You have dropped yourself in it too many times, now to still claim your 78, id say mid 30s with a young child.
Remember, do NOT believe all the names attached to those reps!!
I was born 15th June 1928 in the back streets of Middlesbrough without a farthing to my name ............
27 November 2006, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Did I neg Rep you??
Remember, do NOT believe all the names attached to those reps!!
I was born 15th June 1928 in the back streets of Middlesbrough without a farthing to my name ............
Remember, do NOT believe all the names attached to those reps!!
I was born 15th June 1928 in the back streets of Middlesbrough without a farthing to my name ............
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27 November 2006, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Years ago, I proudly took my two year old to Safeway. While wheeling him and the trolley around, I inadvertently, (OK, I was messing about spinning him in the trolley ), knocked over a large conical stack of baked beans
No-one saw, so I skidaddled..
About a minute later I re-appeared with the other shoppers, to hear one of the store staff say, " Oh dear, who could have done that?", to which my two year old piped up, "My daddy".
Alcazar
), knocked over a large conical stack of baked beansNo-one saw, so I skidaddled..
About a minute later I re-appeared with the other shoppers, to hear one of the store staff say, " Oh dear, who could have done that?", to which my two year old piped up, "My daddy".
Alcazar
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and i know the feeling just when you think you,ve pulled it off, they always get you !!!if anything goes wrong when were out
, my other half never asks me what happened, she just asks the little one Mart
27 November 2006, 10:09 PM
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My daughter made me hide in embarassment last week.
Thursday decided to go to Royal Quays to do some xmas shopping, great I thought. Went in to Marks & Sparks to pick up some pressies, my daughter is walking around looking then this woman with a wacky coloured hat and wacky matching jacket walks past, my daughter pipes up
'Mammy, look, there's a clown in the shop'
To which I instantly hid behind one of the stands in the shop, but that wasn't the end of it, instead of her going quiet, she continued shouting it at me because I never replied!
I quietly walked off telling her to get to the till, paid for my stuff and was out of there. I didn't know where to put myself, apart form in a different shop.
Thursday decided to go to Royal Quays to do some xmas shopping, great I thought. Went in to Marks & Sparks to pick up some pressies, my daughter is walking around looking then this woman with a wacky coloured hat and wacky matching jacket walks past, my daughter pipes up
'Mammy, look, there's a clown in the shop'
To which I instantly hid behind one of the stands in the shop, but that wasn't the end of it, instead of her going quiet, she continued shouting it at me because I never replied!
I quietly walked off telling her to get to the till, paid for my stuff and was out of there. I didn't know where to put myself, apart form in a different shop.
27 November 2006, 10:26 PM
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best one i ever heard was when I was a teenager... dragged out on a saturday afternoon to go shopping with 'mummy and daddy' !
outside hat can only be described as a 2nd hand junk shop, a young mother and her child where walking past when this young bairn saw this little plastic trike... the joy in her eyes was unbelievable!
She ran to the trike and promptly sat upon it.....and her cries of delight where...."mummy... mummy..... it fits me !!!!!!!"
i'd say she was bout 3 years old !
so sweet at that age !
outside hat can only be described as a 2nd hand junk shop, a young mother and her child where walking past when this young bairn saw this little plastic trike... the joy in her eyes was unbelievable!
She ran to the trike and promptly sat upon it.....and her cries of delight where...."mummy... mummy..... it fits me !!!!!!!"
i'd say she was bout 3 years old !
so sweet at that age !
27 November 2006, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by mart360
which back street exactly? please enlighten us.
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