Another blonde joke.
01 October 2006, 12:03 PM
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Another blonde joke.
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks
odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who
plants the trees called in sick."
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks
odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who
plants the trees called in sick."
02 October 2006, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Rapid17
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks
odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who
plants the trees called in sick."
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks
odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who
plants the trees called in sick."
02 October 2006, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Rapid17
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks
odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who
plants the trees called in sick."
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks
odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who
plants the trees called in sick."
02 October 2006, 11:56 AM
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I'll never forget the classic blonde joke from years ago, the use of words gives it away with its age.
How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
Because the joystick is wet
Always made me chuckle that one. Do they still make joysticks?
How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
Because the joystick is wet
Always made me chuckle that one. Do they still make joysticks?
02 October 2006, 12:16 PM
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In fact the girl who had called in sick had been nursing her sick dog. But he died in the night and she took the day off having decided to bury him in the garden. When her 2 mates called by after work they found her in her garden and she was busy digging a hole. "Sorry to hear about your dog" they said "but why are digging 3 holes for one dog?"
"'Cos the first two weren't big enough" says the blonde
(Borrowed from an Irish joke)
"'Cos the first two weren't big enough" says the blonde
(Borrowed from an Irish joke
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I'll never forget the classic blonde joke from years ago, the use of words gives it away with its age.
How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
Because the joystick is wet
Always made me chuckle that one. Do they still make joysticks?
How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
Because the joystick is wet
Always made me chuckle that one. Do they still make joysticks?
How can you tell when a blonde's been using your word processor?
By the Tippex on the screen!
02 October 2006, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
In fact the girl who had called in sick had been nursing her sick dog. But he died in the night and she took the day off having decided to bury him in the garden. When her 2 mates called by after work they found her in her garden and she was busy digging a hole. "Sorry to hear about your dog" they said "but why are digging 3 holes for one dog?"
"'Cos the first two weren't big enough" says the blonde
(Borrowed from an Irish joke)
"'Cos the first two weren't big enough" says the blonde
(Borrowed from an Irish joke
)
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