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23 August 2001, 01:44 PM
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Q: What 's the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45 lbs.
Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Q: A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in the third year. Who has the biggest *****?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little ***** and screws old ladies?
A: A Bingo Machine.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: A porcupine has the ****** on the outside.
Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people could have sex too.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings most likely.
A: Nudity
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45 lbs.
Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Q: A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in the third year. Who has the biggest *****?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little ***** and screws old ladies?
A: A Bingo Machine.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: A porcupine has the ****** on the outside.
Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people could have sex too.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings most likely.
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