Cr@p names for children
25 September 2006, 09:16 AM
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Cr@p names for children
Reading the recent tragic story of the girl killed in a dog attack set me thinking, why do people give their children such useless and pathetic names?
The child in question was called Caydee-Lee. More proof if it were needed that parents were the one's who needed killing by dogs.
So onto the list of crappy 'modern' kids names that will brand these children as scumbags through the rest of their lives and lead to a job either as prostitutes/prison/drug addict or at Maccy-D's if they are lucky.
Girls
Jordan
Bobbi-Jo (anything hyphenated means scum parents)
Ashleigh (or variation of that name)
Britney
Chelseigh (or variation)
Chantelle
Courtney (or variation)
Tyler
Madison (for a girl? clue it's madi-SON morons, it's a fecking boy's name)
Morgan
Boys
Ashley
Chayse
Curtis
Dwayne
Grant
Jordan
Kade
Kane
Mason
Mitchell
Troy
Tyler
Conversely children with decent names will have a better chance of growing up to be high achievers. Prospective parents be warned, Alice and Andrew are going to do better than the scum names listed above.
The child in question was called Caydee-Lee. More proof if it were needed that parents were the one's who needed killing by dogs.
So onto the list of crappy 'modern' kids names that will brand these children as scumbags through the rest of their lives and lead to a job either as prostitutes/prison/drug addict or at Maccy-D's if they are lucky.
Girls
Jordan
Bobbi-Jo (anything hyphenated means scum parents)
Ashleigh (or variation of that name)
Britney
Chelseigh (or variation)
Chantelle
Courtney (or variation)
Tyler
Madison (for a girl? clue it's madi-SON morons, it's a fecking boy's name)
Morgan
Boys
Ashley
Chayse
Curtis
Dwayne
Grant
Jordan
Kade
Kane
Mason
Mitchell
Troy
Tyler
Conversely children with decent names will have a better chance of growing up to be high achievers. Prospective parents be warned, Alice and Andrew are going to do better than the scum names listed above.
25 September 2006, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Vapid
Conversely children with decent names will have a better chance of growing up to be high achievers. Prospective parents be warned, Alice and Andrew are going to do better than the scum names listed above.
25 September 2006, 09:25 AM
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I posted something along these lines in a thread last week 
Loads of chav scum kids with 'designer' names now like Armani, Cristal, Versace etc.
On a nicer note a friend of mine named her new baby girl Eleanor-Rose which is a fine old name and shows that there are a few acceptions to the hyphenated rule mentioned above
Loads of chav scum kids with 'designer' names now like Armani, Cristal, Versace etc. On a nicer note a friend of mine named her new baby girl Eleanor-Rose which is a fine old name and shows that there are a few acceptions to the hyphenated rule mentioned above
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I don't agree with Ashleigh/Ashley but you are right about the rest 
I don't like all the Kai's and Keiron's and Bailey really gets my goat
I wouldn't call a dog Bailey, let alone a child.
I don't like all the Kai's and Keiron's and Bailey really gets my goat
I wouldn't call a dog Bailey, let alone a child.
25 September 2006, 09:57 AM
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the simplest way of judging the scumminess off a name is to give it a royal suffix.
George the 4th
Richard the 2nd,
Henry the 8th
All of the above work.
Dwayne the 2nd,
Kaylene the 5th
Jordan the 8th
Work less well.
astraboy.
George the 4th
Richard the 2nd,
Henry the 8th
All of the above work.
Dwayne the 2nd,
Kaylene the 5th
Jordan the 8th
Work less well.
astraboy.
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Originally Posted by Vapid
Reading the recent tragic story of the girl killed in a dog attack set me thinking, why do people give their children such useless and pathetic names?
The child in question was called Caydee-Lee. More proof if it were needed that parents were the one's who needed killing by dogs.
So onto the list of crappy 'modern' kids names that will brand these children as scumbags through the rest of their lives and lead to a job either as prostitutes/prison/drug addict or at Maccy-D's if they are lucky.
Girls
Jordan
Bobbi-Jo (anything hyphenated means scum parents)
Ashleigh (or variation of that name)
Britney
Chelseigh (or variation)
Chantelle
Courtney (or variation)
Tyler
Madison (for a girl? clue it's madi-SON morons, it's a fecking boy's name)
Morgan
Boys
Ashley
Chayse
Curtis
Dwayne
Grant
Jordan
Kade
Kane
Mason
Mitchell
Troy
Tyler
Conversely children with decent names will have a better chance of growing up to be high achievers. Prospective parents be warned, Alice and Andrew are going to do better than the scum names listed above.
The child in question was called Caydee-Lee. More proof if it were needed that parents were the one's who needed killing by dogs.
So onto the list of crappy 'modern' kids names that will brand these children as scumbags through the rest of their lives and lead to a job either as prostitutes/prison/drug addict or at Maccy-D's if they are lucky.
Girls
Jordan
Bobbi-Jo (anything hyphenated means scum parents)
Ashleigh (or variation of that name)
Britney
Chelseigh (or variation)
Chantelle
Courtney (or variation)
Tyler
Madison (for a girl? clue it's madi-SON morons, it's a fecking boy's name)
Morgan
Boys
Ashley
Chayse
Curtis
Dwayne
Grant
Jordan
Kade
Kane
Mason
Mitchell
Troy
Tyler
Conversely children with decent names will have a better chance of growing up to be high achievers. Prospective parents be warned, Alice and Andrew are going to do better than the scum names listed above.
And my girls have none of the above mentioned names either 
25 September 2006, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
I though the Geldof family had the top prize for names (whatever they are)?
However they aren't scumbag names which is what the thread is about.
25 September 2006, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by astraboy
the simplest way of judging the scumminess off a name is to give it a royal suffix.
George the 4th
Richard the 2nd,
Henry the 8th
All of the above work.
Dwayne the 2nd,
Kaylene the 5th
Jordan the 8th
Work less well.
astraboy.
George the 4th
Richard the 2nd,
Henry the 8th
All of the above work.
Dwayne the 2nd,
Kaylene the 5th
Jordan the 8th
Work less well.
astraboy.
25 September 2006, 10:24 AM
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Mum mum's a teacher and when she was teaching for a year at a pikey chavscum area school. some of the kids had ridiculous names. There were two brothers called "Kaz" and "Zak", because their parents "thought it would be funny". 
Call me a traditionalist but IMO you can't go wrong with either saints names or kings/queens names, english ones if you're english. Charles, George, Elizabeth, Andrew, John etc. Btw I'm not named after one of these names, I have no idea where my parents got my ***** name from.
Call me a traditionalist but IMO you can't go wrong with either saints names or kings/queens names, english ones if you're english. Charles, George, Elizabeth, Andrew, John etc. Btw I'm not named after one of these names, I have no idea where my parents got my ***** name from.
25 September 2006, 11:04 AM
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i have 4 kids - names are from the bible or regal....cant go wrong.
no one called Jordan will ever be a Dr or a lawyer.
no one called Jordan will ever be a Dr or a lawyer.
25 September 2006, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by The Snug Rhino
i have 4 kids - names are from the bible or regal....cant go wrong.
no one called Jordan will ever be a Dr or a lawyer.
no one called Jordan will ever be a Dr or a lawyer.
25 September 2006, 11:12 AM
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A woman who worked for a former employer of mine was called Super Jolly 
My dad knows a Gordon Bennett
My dad knows a Gordon Bennett
25 September 2006, 11:14 AM
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My dad knew a Mr Farley and a Mr Rusk, he met them both at the same meeting, none of them had ever met before that day
My old bosses mum and dad must have had a sense of humour when naming him
Mr & Mrs Sleigh, what would name have you got for your son, ooh we have chosen Robert
So Robert Sleigh he was christened, Bob Sleigh he was known
My old bosses mum and dad must have had a sense of humour when naming him
Mr & Mrs Sleigh, what would name have you got for your son, ooh we have chosen Robert
So Robert Sleigh he was christened, Bob Sleigh he was known
