Cr@p names for children
25 September 2006, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Really?................ 
If we were talking USA names it would be a totally different discussion.
25 September 2006, 12:47 PM
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25 September 2006, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Generic User
25 September 2006, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
how about this one for bad, porsche,,,,,,, ffs its a car!!!!!!!
25 September 2006, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Vapid
Reading the recent tragic story of the girl killed in a dog attack set me thinking, why do people give their children such useless and pathetic names?
The child in question was called Caydee-Lee. More proof if it were needed that parents were the one's who needed killing by dogs.
So onto the list of crappy 'modern' kids names that will brand these children as scumbags through the rest of their lives and lead to a job either as prostitutes/prison/drug addict or at Maccy-D's if they are lucky.
Girls
Jordan
Bobbi-Jo (anything hyphenated means scum parents)
Ashleigh (or variation of that name)
Britney
Chelseigh (or variation)
Chantelle
Courtney (or variation)
Tyler
Madison (for a girl? clue it's madi-SON morons, it's a fecking boy's name)
Morgan
Boys
Ashley
Chayse
Curtis
Dwayne
Grant
Jordan
Kade
Kane
Mason
Mitchell
Troy
Tyler
Conversely children with decent names will have a better chance of growing up to be high achievers. Prospective parents be warned, Alice and Andrew are going to do better than the scum names listed above.
The child in question was called Caydee-Lee. More proof if it were needed that parents were the one's who needed killing by dogs.
So onto the list of crappy 'modern' kids names that will brand these children as scumbags through the rest of their lives and lead to a job either as prostitutes/prison/drug addict or at Maccy-D's if they are lucky.
Girls
Jordan
Bobbi-Jo (anything hyphenated means scum parents)
Ashleigh (or variation of that name)
Britney
Chelseigh (or variation)
Chantelle
Courtney (or variation)
Tyler
Madison (for a girl? clue it's madi-SON morons, it's a fecking boy's name)
Morgan
Boys
Ashley
Chayse
Curtis
Dwayne
Grant
Jordan
Kade
Kane
Mason
Mitchell
Troy
Tyler
Conversely children with decent names will have a better chance of growing up to be high achievers. Prospective parents be warned, Alice and Andrew are going to do better than the scum names listed above.
25 September 2006, 01:29 PM
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It is difficult choosing names, finding something that isnt chavvy, isnt boring and isnt flavour of the moment, we wanted a Jack but so did just about everybody else in the whole of the UK at the time, plus with Jackson as a surname it wouldnt work.
Ended up with an Oscar, and Edward and an Alfred, have had some stick for Oscar by a colleague a while back but he was from Swinton where apparently with a name like that he would get battered, nice.
Ended up with an Oscar, and Edward and an Alfred, have had some stick for Oscar by a colleague a while back but he was from Swinton where apparently with a name like that he would get battered, nice.
25 September 2006, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Do you perhaps mean Portia which is NOT a car?
ps some kids in america are spelt like the car
25 September 2006, 01:52 PM
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Help my family please.
I have a nephew called Jordan (a naughty child).
Another nephew called Bailey (not chav at all)
and a cousin called Chelsea (18).
On a slight side step, while watching champ cars yesterday, I noticed one of the racers is called 'Will Power'
I have a nephew called Jordan (a naughty child).
Another nephew called Bailey (not chav at all)
and a cousin called Chelsea (18).
On a slight side step, while watching champ cars yesterday, I noticed one of the racers is called 'Will Power'
25 September 2006, 01:56 PM
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25 September 2006, 02:13 PM
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If you do a google on people called Mike Hunt it shows there are quite a few people that have to endure this moniker.
There is also a TV presenter called Chris Peacock.
Some parents must be stupid and/or naive.
There is also a TV presenter called Chris Peacock.
Some parents must be stupid and/or naive.
25 September 2006, 02:22 PM
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I recall reading a list of bad names in FHM once (they claimed they were all taken from the register of births and deaths too, so were legitimate). Either way, some of them were hard to believe e.g. named after dictators, named with expletives etc...
My favourite, however, was someone who'd simply named their child:
"F**k Durex"
Poor sods!!
Ns04
BTW had a stand in science teacher at School called Mike Hunt! A little tip for anyone with a similar name. If you find yourself teaching 14 year olds, don't intoruce yourself by writing your name on the blackboard and not erasing it before you leave the classroom for a moment. This is technically known as "asking for it!"
My favourite, however, was someone who'd simply named their child:
"F**k Durex"
Poor sods!!
Ns04
BTW had a stand in science teacher at School called Mike Hunt! A little tip for anyone with a similar name. If you find yourself teaching 14 year olds, don't intoruce yourself by writing your name on the blackboard and not erasing it before you leave the classroom for a moment. This is technically known as "asking for it!"
25 September 2006, 02:32 PM
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Giving children christian names that are actually surnames (a fad within certain ethnic communities) and using nicknames as christian names pisses me off too.
25 September 2006, 02:36 PM
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I used to know a lass called Annette Kurtin.
I also used to HATE some of the chavvy names, starting with Chelsea.
However, I've met a few Chelseas now, and all were nice kids. I've also met kids with chavvy names and they've been OK at least at <11
Alcazar
I also used to HATE some of the chavvy names, starting with Chelsea.
However, I've met a few Chelseas now, and all were nice kids. I've also met kids with chavvy names and they've been OK at least at <11
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25 September 2006, 05:22 PM
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On radio 1 just now, Scott Mills phoned a woman whose name is Anita Beaver.
Even funnier when she repeated her name as, because of her American accent, she pronounces the "t" in Anita as a "d".
Even funnier when she repeated her name as, because of her American accent, she pronounces the "t" in Anita as a "d".
25 September 2006, 07:11 PM
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guy from 'my name is earl' has named his kid Pilot Inspektor if i read that right
and a guy at work has a grandchild called zenobee (sp?)
another good one, Trinity. a-la Matrix
and a guy at work has a grandchild called zenobee (sp?)
another good one, Trinity. a-la Matrix
25 September 2006, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
Used to have a Sergeant in the TA called Richard Head, his parents must have hated him.
At the same company used to work with an Ivor Thomas. It was only just before I left that I learnt that his middle name was John .....
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