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Old 05 September 2006, 05:21 PM
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While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes
> across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The
elephant
> seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down
on
> one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find
a
> large thorn deeply imbedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he
> removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The
> elephant turns to face the man and stares at him intently. For a
good
> ten minutes the man and elephant stand transfixed. Eventually the
> elephant turns and walks away. For years after the man often
remembers
> and ponders the events of that day...
>
> One day the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they
> approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and
walks
> over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and
the
> man can't help wondering if this is the same elephant.
>
> The man climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into
the
> enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in
wonder.
> Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of the man's legs
and
> swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly
killing
> him.
>
> Probably not the same elephant then.
Old 05 September 2006, 06:04 PM
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Please stop now.............
Old 05 September 2006, 06:09 PM
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Another touching story about an unfortunately named elephant.
Old 05 September 2006, 06:12 PM
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You have got to be ****ting me!

"Wankie the elephant"........... I kid you not
Old 05 September 2006, 06:56 PM
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Old 05 September 2006, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes
> across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The
elephant
> seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down
on
> one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find
a
> large thorn deeply imbedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he
> removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The
> elephant turns to face the man and stares at him intently. For a
good
> ten minutes the man and elephant stand transfixed. Eventually the
> elephant turns and walks away. For years after the man often
remembers
> and ponders the events of that day...
>
> One day the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they
> approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and
walks
> over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and
the
> man can't help wondering if this is the same elephant.
>
> The man climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into
the
> enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in
wonder.
> Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of the man's legs
and
> swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly
killing
> him.
>
> Probably not the same elephant then.



good ending!
Old 05 September 2006, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
You have got to be ****ting me!

"Wankie the elephant"........... I kid you not

wonder what the zoo keeper was doing when he had to think of a name for the new baby elephant just arrived ??
Old 05 September 2006, 08:09 PM
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does this thread need a taxi?
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I did actually quite like the ending of that story.
Old 05 September 2006, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
does this thread need a taxi?

minicab for KOT !!!
Old 05 September 2006, 08:36 PM
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When I saw the title of this thread i thought oh no its one of those bestiality stories again for EinsteinRA
Old 05 September 2006, 09:34 PM
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Very good DBW
Old 05 September 2006, 10:15 PM
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I started
>
>reading this and
>
>then I got completely
>
>balled off at the
>
>fact that it was
>
>just pasted
>
>from an email and
>
>DBW
>
>couldn't be bothered
>
>to
>
>make it
>
>
>readable.

Old 05 September 2006, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
minicab for KOT !!!

Ill give you minicab
Old 05 September 2006, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
You have got to be ****ting me!

"Wankie the elephant"........... I kid you not
Wankie is a place in Zimbabwe - (had a chuckle to myself when we drove through it!) prob where it came from!

Andy
Old 06 September 2006, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I started
>
>reading this and
>
>then I got completely
>
>balled off at the
>
>fact that it was
>
>just pasted
>
>from an email and
>
>DBW
>
>couldn't be bothered
>
>to
>
>make it
>
>
>readable.



<------ and that would be my bothered look!

Old 06 September 2006, 04:49 PM
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Maybe it was the same elephant but he simply forgot?
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