RMA26

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion fuc*ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if
you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her
forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, a $1000?
How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid
by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullsh*t.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize
me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St
Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the
Endeavour.
Fu*k 'em!!

If you're going to forward something at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

I don't fu*king care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing
to by sending out these forwards.
Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.

The point being, if you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life,
Delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't p*ss people off by making them
feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the
ar*e of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 pence
per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will
consume your genitals.


Have a nice day.


Billy Connolly


PS: Send me 15 quid and then fu*k off!

stilover

Do people still like that Tw@t Connolly? Never liked him, ever, but after those comments about he wished the taliban would hurry up and behead that British kidnap victim (Keneth Bigley) I hoped his career was over.

Never was funny. Never will be funny. Someone should behead that Scottish tw@t.

speed demoness

hehehe.. seen that before.. but it's done as only Billy can do it !

pure feckin class !!!!!!!!!

cw42

iTrader: (1)

I beg to differ, he's pure class Mr. Connolly, and proper in touch with what's going on in the world. His tours series were excellent, and his stand up is superb

stilover

No, your right. Kenith Bigley's family p1ssed themselves over his joke about Kenith.

He should have told a joke about Muslims. His carrer would be finished then.

Hanley

Personally I thought it was / he is funny!!!

If you go to Iraq or Afghanistan (and even Jordan now) then you should be aware that you are at a high risk of being shot, kidnapped or beheaded.

RichWalk

only in here, could peeps think someone who is genuinely funny, is not

Karl 227

I beg to differ Rich, I think they'd find him equally unfunny in Computer Related

SiPie

Sadly Billy's had his day...

Saw him live 4 times and it's fair to say that his performances have deteriorated considerably.

Now relies on good delivery and good timing of his swearing to create the laughs as opposed to his great observations/material in the past.

However, we'll see how many of the current crop of so called comedians, Jimmy Carr & Co are still around in 40 years time commanding sell out crowds

Chris L

Seen it before - still makes me laugh. Billy is a comic genius.

Hanley

As with all comedians, some people love them and some people do not.

As said above, Billy has stood the test of time and has been 'doing his thing' with great success for over 40 years, no-one can deny then that he's been a great success.

I personally think he's very funny, admittedly his newer material is not as funny as the older stuff, but after 40 years I think he can be forgiven for running out of things to talk about

Mitchy260

I think he's a genious, best comedian out of the bunch.

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

I beg to differ, we in the puter section or geeks as you call us, think he is amusing

lightning101

If I was a computer geek I would find it funny as well

cookstar

iTrader: (6)

Most comedy is based upon the **** being taken out of someone/thing, Im sure the people bearing the brunt of the joke at the time, do not like it, whether it be beheaded people or recently deceased crocodile hunters. Doesn't stop the rest of us laughing at it though.

And however much you may deny it we have all chuckled at the (sometimes tasteless) text messages that follow famous deaths or dissasters. Its the way people deal with things.