The soldier.
09 August 2006, 03:29 PM
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The soldier.
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out
of
breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a
few
minutes. I'll explain WHY later" The nun agreed. Just a moment
later
two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you
seen a
soldier running by here?" . The nun replied, "He went that way".
After
the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said
"I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to
Iraq."
The nun said "I think I can fully understand your fear".
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you
have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a
little
higher, you would have seen a great pair of *****....I don't want to
go to
Iraq either."
of
breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a
few
minutes. I'll explain WHY later" The nun agreed. Just a moment
later
two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you
seen a
soldier running by here?" . The nun replied, "He went that way".
After
the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said
"I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to
Iraq."
The nun said "I think I can fully understand your fear".
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you
have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a
little
higher, you would have seen a great pair of *****....I don't want to
go to
Iraq either."
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09 August 2006, 06:19 PM
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While we are discussing old jokes .....
I was awaken very early this morning with a clattering from the front of my house, I pulled back the curtains to see 2 pikeys putting my wrought Iron gates onto the back of their flat-bed.
I was going to say something ............
But I didn't want them to take offence!!
Pete
I was awaken very early this morning with a clattering from the front of my house, I pulled back the curtains to see 2 pikeys putting my wrought Iron gates onto the back of their flat-bed.
I was going to say something ............
But I didn't want them to take offence!!
Pete
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