Don't laff, i'm being serious.....
10 July 2006, 09:43 AM
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Don't laff, i'm being serious.....
My eyelashes are getting right on my nerves 
They are too long and keep getting caught on each other in the corner of my eyes. My eyes are sore from having to keep pulling them apart. Last night I even resorted to plucking some of the buggers out
I just get the feeling that its not right
Having to pluck your eyelashes.
I was wondering if I wear some of that curly mascara will it make them curl upwards and stay apart?
They are too long and keep getting caught on each other in the corner of my eyes. My eyes are sore from having to keep pulling them apart. Last night I even resorted to plucking some of the buggers out
I just get the feeling that its not right
Having to pluck your eyelashes.I was wondering if I wear some of that curly mascara will it make them curl upwards and stay apart?
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Originally Posted by PG
shave them off........but be carefull.
Instead........... BURN them off..... a little lighter gas and a naked flame... and there you go... no eyelashes
I'm here to help
10 July 2006, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Curling Grips ?
If I flutter my eyelashes at someone when I'm wearing mascara I blow them away
10 July 2006, 09:54 AM
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10 July 2006, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
I've seen those heated eyelash tongs in the magazines that fall out of Sunday newspapers. Never bothered much with curling and mascara because my eyelashes are long and black anyway.
If I flutter my eyelashes at someone when I'm wearing mascara I blow them away
If I flutter my eyelashes at someone when I'm wearing mascara I blow them away
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
STOP......... DON'T SHAVE THEM FFS..... THAT'S DANGEROUS.!?!?!?!?!?
Instead........... BURN them off..... a little lighter gas and a naked flame... and there you go... no eyelashes
I'm here to help
Instead........... BURN them off..... a little lighter gas and a naked flame... and there you go... no eyelashes
I'm here to help
10 July 2006, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
No, now you see I would still like eyelashes, I just don't want them sticking together, maybe a bit of WD40 would do the trick, a bit of lubrication eh?
......OK then what about SUPER-GLUING your eyelashes to your eyelids....
10 July 2006, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
No, now you see I would still like eyelashes, I just don't want them sticking together, maybe a bit of WD40 would do the trick, a bit of lubrication eh?
10 July 2006, 10:04 AM
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I knew I'd get no help here 
Here I am, bareing my soul and sharing my problems with sticky together eyelashes and all you do is rip the proverbial
Here I am, bareing my soul and sharing my problems with sticky together eyelashes and all you do is rip the proverbial
10 July 2006, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
I knew I'd get no help here
Here I am, bareing my soul and sharing my problems with sticky together eyelashes and all you do is rip the proverbial
Here I am, bareing my soul and sharing my problems with sticky together eyelashes and all you do is rip the proverbial
10 July 2006, 10:11 AM
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I bet if I asked on the Alfa forum they would be full of useful advise for me.
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
I bet if I asked on the Alfa forum they would be full of useful advise for me.
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
I was wondering if I wear some of that curly mascara will it make them curl upwards and stay apart?
10 July 2006, 10:26 AM
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oh, yeah, I'm as female as a female can get. Thats why im offering to cook bacon sarnies over i muppets. Im all domesticated, often have buns in the oven and such like.
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Why would you ask a bunch of blokes a question like that, unless you have marital problems and are seeking attention ?
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
Yeah, course I have a marital problem, I'm not married (yet)
10 July 2006, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
Yeah, course I have a marital problem, I'm not married (yet)
If your lashes are dry (no products) then use mascara keep the eyelashes from touching each other.
Do your nipples chafe?
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Why would you ask a bunch of blokes a question like that, unless you have marital problems and are seeking attention ?
10 July 2006, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
And trust me when I say... "you may be single for a LONG time......"
10 July 2006, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by amazinggrace
I predict I will be single until the 19th of September this year, at about 2.30
10 July 2006, 03:17 PM
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Or, you could do what I did a few months back, ignite a gas lighter whilst filling it.... whoomph ! No eyebrows or lashes. And no I'm not blonde... just had one of those stupid moments we are all susceptable to every blue moon.
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