Don't laff, i'm being serious.....
 

My eyelashes are getting right on my nerves :mad:

They are too long and keep getting caught on each other in the corner of my eyes. My eyes are sore from having to keep pulling them apart. Last night I even resorted to plucking some of the buggers out :(

I just get the feeling that its not right :nono: Having to pluck your eyelashes.

I was wondering if I wear some of that curly mascara will it make them curl upwards and stay apart? :wonder:

shave them off........but be carefull.

Curling Grips ?

STOP......... DON'T SHAVE THEM FFS..... THAT'S DANGEROUS.!?!?!?!?!? :eek:



Instead........... BURN them off..... a little lighter gas and a naked flame... and there you go... no eyelashes :D

I'm here to help :thumb:

I've seen those heated eyelash tongs in the magazines that fall out of Sunday newspapers. Never bothered much with curling and mascara because my eyelashes are long and black anyway.

If I flutter my eyelashes at someone when I'm wearing mascara I blow them away :lol1:

So why this thread then :confused:

No, now you see I would still like eyelashes, I just don't want them sticking together, maybe a bit of WD40 would do the trick, a bit of lubrication eh? :confused:

:wonder: ......OK then what about SUPER-GLUING your eyelashes to your eyelids.... :thumb:

A combination! but be sure to apply the WD40 whilst burning for best results.

I knew I'd get no help here :cry:

Here I am, bareing my soul and sharing my problems with sticky together eyelashes and all you do is rip the proverbial :(

I know, it's GREAT isn't it.............:D

I bet if I asked on the Alfa forum they would be full of useful advise for me.

They would... they'll say "Whatever you do, don't post this question on scoobynet, they'll take the pi$$ like you wouldn't believe" :p

John.

This all depends on whether you are male or female, by your username I would say female but in todays day and age you can't take anything for granted :D

oh, yeah, I'm as female as a female can get. Thats why im offering to cook bacon sarnies over i muppets. Im all domesticated, often have buns in the oven and such like.

Why would you ask a bunch of blokes a question like that, unless you have marital problems and are seeking attention ? :confused:

Yeah, course I have a marital problem, I'm not married (yet) :)

And trust me when I say... "you may be single for a LONG time......" :D

A single attention seeker maybe?

If your lashes are dry (no products) then use mascara keep the eyelashes from touching each other.

Do your nipples chafe?

*cough* There are some wimmin in here too... but I concur with you on the other bit, L:D

I predict I will be single until the 19th of September this year, at about 2.30 :D

Well I wasn't wrong!....... that's a pretty long time.........:D

Or, you could do what I did a few months back, ignite a gas lighter whilst filling it.... whoomph ! No eyebrows or lashes. And no I'm not blonde... just had one of those stupid moments we are all susceptable to every blue moon.
Yve