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Old 06 June 2006, 04:04 PM
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Default Don't go to Manhattan this weekend ...

... there's an 85% chance of a nuclear terrorist attack on the UN centre.

It must be true, it says so here:

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/6/prweb394193.htm

Old 06 June 2006, 04:08 PM
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"This code research has been sent to 200 academic statisticians around the world for their opinion. So far none of them have been able to refute it."

Too busy using it to light fires after they've stopped laughing, I suspect.
Old 06 June 2006, 04:15 PM
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You really have to wonder at the sanity of the people that write that stuff.
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Or their sense of humour?
Old 06 June 2006, 04:19 PM
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So if it doesn't happen then they accept that God doesn't exist ?
Old 06 June 2006, 04:29 PM
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Bloody thunderstorms delayed my plane into JFk last week......if its delayed again because of a bomb I will be pissed off.
If i dont post again, then you know its true and I have been reduced to ash along with the rest of NY.....

retards

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Old 06 June 2006, 04:32 PM
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I thought it said Matalan
Old 06 June 2006, 04:33 PM
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Fantastic!


"Armgeddon begins on ... March 2008....after that things get really bad..."

Woo woo woo - come towards the light, you are a goat/sheep (delete as applicable)
Old 06 June 2006, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Neverguess
I thought it said Matalan


they can bomb that.........couple of hundred less chavs on the street
Old 06 June 2006, 04:40 PM
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"The date is deduced from the symbolic code of Jesus’ parables and Daniel’s visions and Joseph’s dream interpretations"

Starts badly...

and then goes on to....
"They have found that all Bible accounts obey certain grammatical rules. In particular the number of nouns which act as nouns in every Bible account is divisible by the number of meanings that the account has, and the total number of both distinct nouns acting as nouns and distinct possessive noun chains (which contain a noun acting as a noun and other nouns acting as possessive adjectives) in each account is likewise divisible by the number of meanings of that account."

I mean WTF????? Do these people sit there and spend all their time looking for these 'codes'???

How obscure can you get????

I can't help but think that every last one of them will die a virgin... which thinking about it, is something they would hope to achieve!
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Do you think there will be cheap flight opportunities?
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
"The date is deduced from the symbolic code of Jesus’ parables and Daniel’s visions and Joseph’s dream interpretations"

Starts badly...

and then goes on to....
"They have found that all Bible accounts obey certain grammatical rules. In particular the number of nouns which act as nouns in every Bible account is divisible by the number of meanings that the account has, and the total number of both distinct nouns acting as nouns and distinct possessive noun chains (which contain a noun acting as a noun and other nouns acting as possessive adjectives) in each account is likewise divisible by the number of meanings of that account."

I mean WTF????? Do these people sit there and spend all their time looking for these 'codes'???

How obscure can you get????

I can't help but think that every last one of them will die a virgin... which thinking about it, is something they would hope to achieve!
I was with you up until "Starts Badly..." then I lost the will to live.
Old 06 June 2006, 04:49 PM
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This is no word of a lie.....this is in the birds apartment building basement in Brooklyn: http://i6.tinypic.com/11ujlgi.jpg
I took the picture a few weeks ago as I thought it was cool but kind of scary at the same time. Signs are outside near the entrance as well as inside.

Loads of the older buildings in the city have the signs still up if you look carefully. During the cold war there was at least one on every block apparantly, clearly marked, and available to the public in the event of attack

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Old 06 June 2006, 05:13 PM
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More astounding revelations

http://www.truebiblecode.com/understanding234.html

Apparently God reset the speed of light (which I suppose he is entitled to do) but again how screwed up do you have to be to write this stuff.
Old 06 June 2006, 05:19 PM
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"It reveals that Jesus comes down to earth to sort out the sheep from the goats on 5th/6th May 2008 "

When he gets here can he get the ******* horses off the roads too
Old 06 June 2006, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
"It reveals that Jesus comes down to earth to sort out the sheep from the goats on 5th/6th May 2008 "

When he gets here can he get the ******* horses off the roads too

PMSL
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