Traffic jam.
02 June 2006, 09:03 AM
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Traffic jam.
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing whatsoever
is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and
Jack Straw.
They're asking for a £310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon."
is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and
Jack Straw.
They're asking for a £310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon."
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