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Old 05 May 2006, 08:15 AM
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Talking Labour have taken a beating!!!

Bliar really has taken a kicking - they've lost 240seats

The general public have clearly had enough of the lies, imcompetence, scandals - having political correct madness forced upon them, and having the country flooded with immigrants!

The decent hard working people in this country must be very happy
Old 05 May 2006, 08:20 AM
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I think Ken Clarke and Johnny Prescott have done more to damage NL than the Tories or Lib Dims could have.

I did like Blairs soundbite the other day "Lets not judge us (NL) on the last nine days but on the last nine years" - HA,ha Tony which ever way you judge it you got buttfcuked mate.

Perhaps claiming £ 2700.00 expenses for Cheries hair was not such a good idea then either

NL's spin docs can do what they like to spin this result but NL have some real soul searching to do and a reshuffle of the cabinate is not gonna solve things, it does finally seem the light is dawning on the NL sheep.

Perhpas a remake of the D-REAM that NL lovedd so much how about 'Things can't get much sh!tter'

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Old 05 May 2006, 08:21 AM
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Ermmm, KEN Clarke?????
Old 05 May 2006, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I think Ken Clarke and Johnny Prescott have done more to damage NL than the Tories or Lib Dims could have.

I did like Blairs soundbite the other day "Lets not judge us (NL) on the last nine days but on the last nine years" - HA,ha Tony which ever way you judge it you got buttfcuked mate.

Perhaps claiming £ 2700.00 expenses for Cheries hair was not such a good idea then either
Ken Clarke ????
Old 05 May 2006, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by RJMS
Ken Clarke ????
LOL!
It's early and the coffee has not done its job yet, anyway Ken, Charles, Roger or Tarquin whatever Clarke the damage is done
Old 05 May 2006, 08:29 AM
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pslewis - stick that in your pipe and schhmoke it. ahhhh!

Old 05 May 2006, 08:30 AM
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Prescott has been called into no 10, hopefully we can kiss his lardy **** goodbye
Old 05 May 2006, 08:31 AM
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Oddly enough, Richard Littlejohn made the same Ken Clarke freudian slip on question time last night!

As Bjørge Lillelien would have said;

"Tony Blair, Your boys took one hell of a beating!"
Old 05 May 2006, 08:33 AM
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Can we please refrain from having the words 'Prescott' 'kiss' and '****' in the same sentence ; the headlines from the past few days have made me feel sick enough !
Old 05 May 2006, 08:50 AM
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I wonder if Blair will stand down now and hand the poison challace onto Gordon Brown - what's one more own goal matter
Old 05 May 2006, 08:52 AM
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First they lose all those released from prison and now 240 seats.

The police should have better use of their resources than searching for seating for ministers
Old 05 May 2006, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
First they lose all those released from prison and now 240 seats.

The police should have better use of their resources than searching for seating for ministers

Unless the seats are caught doing 45mph in a 30 zone then chances of detection are low
Old 05 May 2006, 08:58 AM
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Does john prescott get two seats by default ?
Old 05 May 2006, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Does john prescott get two seats by default ?
lol. The next week or 2 will be interesting, cabinet reshuffle anyone

PSL is very quiet, wonder who he voted for
Old 05 May 2006, 09:23 AM
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It shouldn't come as any great surprise though. After the last election and the reduced majority, TB stood there and said "This is a message that we need to listen more closely to the public", he walked off the stage and promptly carried on doing exactly what he had been doing. He's pressing on with stuff that people don't want.

Education is appalling, and for anybody that says standards are improving, you should have watched "That'll teach them" 20 odd kids getting 10 or more A and A* at GCSE who could only muster 13 O' Levels between them. I was stunned to hear they can take calculators in to exams, as well as annotated notes. You needed 65% to get a pass at O Level, in some GCSEs 16% will get you a pass.

The NHS is on the verge of melt down, there's figure fudging going on left right and centre and the billions being thrown at it are being swallowed up in red tape and management staff not nurses, doctors and equipment.

Petty crime is rife, there is no deterrant to kids or criminals in general, if the prisons are getting full, build more prisons, don't let them out early. If prison isn't acting as a deterrant, remove the luxuaries, make them do hard labour and introduce minimum rather than maximum sentences.

The economy is being bolstered by consumer debt and massive borrowing, it's going to need to be paid back and it's going to take years to do it and we'll see public services decline as the funds are no longer available to invest.

And breath...
Old 05 May 2006, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
It shouldn't come as any great surprise though. After the last election and the reduced majority, TB stood there and said "This is a message that we need to listen more closely to the public", he walked off the stage and promptly carried on doing exactly what he had been doing. He's pressing on with stuff that people don't want.

Education is appalling, and for anybody that says standards are improving, you should have watched "That'll teach them" 20 odd kids getting 10 or more A and A* at GCSE who could only muster 13 O' Levels between them. I was stunned to hear they can take calculators in to exams, as well as annotated notes. You needed 65% to get a pass at O Level, in some GCSEs 16% will get you a pass.

The NHS is on the verge of melt down, there's figure fudging going on left right and centre and the billions being thrown at it are being swallowed up in red tape and management staff not nurses, doctors and equipment.

Petty crime is rife, there is no deterrant to kids or criminals in general, if the prisons are getting full, build more prisons, don't let them out early. If prison isn't acting as a deterrant, remove the luxuaries, make them do hard labour and introduce minimum rather than maximum sentences.

The economy is being bolstered by consumer debt and massive borrowing, it's going to need to be paid back and it's going to take years to do it and we'll see public services decline as the funds are no longer available to invest.

And breath...
Trust him, he's Tony
Old 05 May 2006, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Trust him, he's Tony

I'm not convinced!
Old 05 May 2006, 09:51 AM
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You theiving git!
Old 05 May 2006, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
Education is appalling

I was stunned to hear they can take calculators in to exams, as well as annotated notes. You needed 65% to get a pass at O Level, in some GCSEs 16% will get you a pass.

And breath...
I sat the first O Level when calculators were allowed, that was in 1985, how old are you? As for lower rates, remember the GCSE is supposed to cover the old CSE as well as O Level - you may well pass at 16% but with what grade? The equiv of a grade 4 CSE or summat - nothing worth wiping your **** on.

As for educational standards - do you think they've taught people how to spell "breathe" yet?
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Tony Blair! Gordon Brown! John Prescott! Your boys took a beating!

Charles Clarke! Blind man Blunkett! Tessa Jowell! Ruth (man) Kelly! Your boys took a beating!!!

Etc etc!

Oh, I love it!

Alcazar
Old 05 May 2006, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
As for educational standards - do you think they've taught people how to spell "breathe" yet?
I put "breath" and I meant "breath" as in "and take a breath", I'm guessing you didn't do too well in English comprehension?
Old 05 May 2006, 10:20 AM
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Talking Flash Gordon - The man is inciteful!

On Sky news and i quote
"This is a shot across the bows" -Well spotted, i am sure things will change
"We (NL) must renew ourselves" - So would that be New, New Labour or Newest Labour or New Labour Part Deux. Maybe Newest Ever Labour or New Labour only newer!
Old 05 May 2006, 10:20 AM
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Backroom at NL HQ.
"Strategists" at work.
"What we gonna do?".
"Let's look at Constituency boundaries again, perhaps a bit of redrawing, population changes etc".
"We need some more "special grants" for certain areas, how much in that Lottery thingy?".





















"Hmm, any chance of er, "fixing" the World Cup?".
Old 05 May 2006, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
I put "breath" and I meant "breath" as in "and take a breath", I'm guessing you didn't do too well in English comprehension?
Oooh, a party political spokesman!
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
On Sky news and i quote
"This is a shot across the bows" -Well spotted, i am sure things will change
"We (NL) must renew ourselves" - So would that be New, New Labour or Newest Labour or New Labour Part Deux. Maybe Newest Ever Labour or New Labour only newer!
The soap powder world of marketing.
Old 05 May 2006, 10:36 AM
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Today is a good day.

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looks like my eeni meeni mini mo (sp) strategy didnt work then... one less vote for labour would appear to be one more vote for the tories
Old 05 May 2006, 11:26 AM
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You must have been watching Question Time last night Paul-Ken? So you are in good company.

PSL will have run away of course, just like his fellow activists who have not yet thought of anything to say.

Its a lovely sunny day too.

Les
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Pete will be along in a bit, claiming victory since Labour won control of Lambeth
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Originally Posted by unclebuck

Today is a good day.
Why? Did you and your imaginery girlfriend get mugged again?
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