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08 April 2006, 10:42 PM
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08 April 2006, 10:46 PM
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What's the definition of a blonde?
A redhead with the fire fcuked out of her
Why do blondes like to be on the bottom?
Cause they can only **** up!
What did the blondes mother say to her daughter?
If you're not in someones bed by 9pm - come home
Why do blondes drive BMW?S
As if they could spell Mercedes
What do you call a blonde stood between two brunettes?
A mental block
What do blonde virgins eat?
Baby food, obviously!
What does a blondes left leg say to her right?
Hello, have we met?
Can't remember any more at the moment
A redhead with the fire fcuked out of her
Why do blondes like to be on the bottom?
Cause they can only **** up!
What did the blondes mother say to her daughter?
If you're not in someones bed by 9pm - come home
Why do blondes drive BMW?S
As if they could spell Mercedes
What do you call a blonde stood between two brunettes?
A mental block
What do blonde virgins eat?
Baby food, obviously!
What does a blondes left leg say to her right?
Hello, have we met?
Can't remember any more at the moment
09 April 2006, 12:15 AM
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Two blondes walking down the street, see a compact lying on the pavement. One blonde picks up the compact, opens it and looks in the mirror inside. She says "Hmmm, she looks familiar", and passes it to the other blonde, saying "do you know who she is?". 2nd blonde says "it's me, silly"
Blonde goes to see doctor to find out why she's been sick in the morning. Doctor tells her she's pregnant. Blonde asks "is it mine?"
Sure there are others, those are a couple I remember off hand
Blonde goes to see doctor to find out why she's been sick in the morning. Doctor tells her she's pregnant. Blonde asks "is it mine?"
Sure there are others, those are a couple I remember off hand
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