blonde jokes
 

Does any one know any decent blonde jokes? i need them to wind up a friend of mine. cheers

You could have a look here.

http://www.jokefile.co.uk/blonde_jokes/index.html

Cheers

Simes

What's the definition of a blonde?
A redhead with the fire fcuked out of her

Why do blondes like to be on the bottom?
Cause they can only fcuk up!

What did the blondes mother say to her daughter?
If you're not in someones bed by 9pm - come home

Why do blondes drive BMW?S
As if they could spell Mercedes

What do you call a blonde stood between two brunettes?
A mental block

What do blonde virgins eat?
Baby food, obviously!

What does a blondes left leg say to her right?
Hello, have we met?

Can't remember any more at the moment

keep going lol

Two blondes walking down the street, see a compact lying on the pavement. One blonde picks up the compact, opens it and looks in the mirror inside. She says "Hmmm, she looks familiar", and passes it to the other blonde, saying "do you know who she is?". 2nd blonde says "it's me, silly"

Blonde goes to see doctor to find out why she's been sick in the morning. Doctor tells her she's pregnant. Blonde asks "is it mine?"

Sure there are others, those are a couple I remember off hand