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Old 07 April 2006, 12:01 PM
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Ok, perhaps I don't mean an illegal immigrant; more like a migrant worker or hey, even anyone who can hold a paint brush!

I've taken next week off to paint a number of rooms as I need to get the house ready for sale. However, I'm not exactly the quickest of decorators so was thinking maybe I could pay someone to help out.

I'll take a look down at the local shop to see if there are any cards up for people offering their services.

But, reading the Mail, you'd think there were migrants on every street corner each morning waiting for work! Watching such progs as "Tonight with Sir TM" the Poles seem a hard working bunch, perhaps I can employ the services of one or two of them.

Anyone got an idea on how to p-p-pick up a pole??!! I'll be a good employer (provide cups of tea, etc) & not take advantage.
Old 07 April 2006, 12:06 PM
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they hang around public parks or anywhere that has a bench
Old 07 April 2006, 12:09 PM
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Loads of pole dancers where I was last night.... not sure how good they would be at painting but would sure give you something to look at while they tried
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If you live near Grays town centre you'll find loads
Old 07 April 2006, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Loads of pole dancers where I was last night.... not sure how good they would be at painting but would sure give you something to look at while they tried
He couldnt afford them. These girls make £400 a night (Would have been £350 if you was not there last night )
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Originally Posted by Ray_li
He couldnt afford them. These girls make £400 a night (Would have been £350 if you was not there last night )
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=499267

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Old 07 April 2006, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Loads of pole dancers where I was last night.... not sure how good they would be at painting but would sure give you something to look at while they tried
I would guess they're probably pretty quick at painting - what with being able to use 3 brushes at once
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If you find a trusty one, let me know we've been looking for one to operate the video camera on nights out to help ease the tension of not knowing what went on the night before
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Changed my mind.

now run along little man
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Loads in the Boston area of Lincolnshire
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Originally Posted by Leagro
Ok, perhaps I don't mean an illegal immigrant; more like a migrant worker or hey, even anyone who can hold a paint brush!

I've taken next week off to paint a number of rooms as I need to get the house ready for sale. However, I'm not exactly the quickest of decorators so was thinking maybe I could pay someone to help out.

I'll take a look down at the local shop to see if there are any cards up for people offering their services.

But, reading the Mail, you'd think there were migrants on every street corner each morning waiting for work! Watching such progs as "Tonight with Sir TM" the Poles seem a hard working bunch, perhaps I can employ the services of one or two of them.

Anyone got an idea on how to p-p-pick up a pole??!! I'll be a good employer (provide cups of tea, etc) & not take advantage.

Where abouts in the country are you?

I know a few...
Old 07 April 2006, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Leagro
Ok, perhaps I don't mean an illegal immigrant; more like a migrant worker or hey, even anyone who can hold a paint brush!

I've taken next week off to paint a number of rooms as I need to get the house ready for sale. However, I'm not exactly the quickest of decorators so was thinking maybe I could pay someone to help out.

I'll take a look down at the local shop to see if there are any cards up for people offering their services.

But, reading the Mail, you'd think there were migrants on every street corner each morning waiting for work! Watching such progs as "Tonight with Sir TM" the Poles seem a hard working bunch, perhaps I can employ the services of one or two of them.

Anyone got an idea on how to p-p-pick up a pole??!! I'll be a good employer (provide cups of tea, etc) & not take advantage.

We have between 5-10 "couriers" a day turning up at our office. The majority of these are Brazillian of varying experience. Some are good but a lot of them are of questionable ability. Language is the problem but we translate a lot of stuff into Portugese.

I'm sure that some of the applicants whom we reject as couriers will be suitable for decorating.

Let me know
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I believe Luan Pra Bang is the one to speak to if you want illegal slave labour
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