NAFTA’S or the Naffest All Time Film Awards – Your vote!
01 March 2006, 09:16 AM
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NAFTA’S or the Naffest All-time Film (and TV) Awards – Your vote!
NAFTA’S or the Naffest All-time Film (and TV) Awards – Your vote!
There seems to have been a lot of poor films about of recent. The last films(s) I saw at the cinema as the LOTR trilogy, OK it does not help having two small kids but even so we have not found time to go.
With that in mind I have come up with the NAFTA’S!
So here we go here are the categories;
Naffest FILM
THE DAVID LEAN AWARD for lack of Direction
Cruddiest SCREENPLAY (Original)
Worst PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Leading role
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Supporting role
‘Why did he bother’ PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Supporting role
FILM NOT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE – why the hell release it in the UK
SPECIAL EFFECTS that made you either laugh, cringe or cry
Worst ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
There ya go any thoughts on who should win
There seems to have been a lot of poor films about of recent. The last films(s) I saw at the cinema as the LOTR trilogy, OK it does not help having two small kids but even so we have not found time to go.
With that in mind I have come up with the NAFTA’S!
So here we go here are the categories;
Naffest FILM
THE DAVID LEAN AWARD for lack of Direction
Cruddiest SCREENPLAY (Original)
Worst PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Leading role
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Supporting role
‘Why did he bother’ PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Supporting role
FILM NOT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE – why the hell release it in the UK
SPECIAL EFFECTS that made you either laugh, cringe or cry
Worst ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
There ya go any thoughts on who should win
Last edited by The Zohan; 01 March 2006 at 10:29 AM.
01 March 2006, 09:22 AM
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Naffest FILM
Johnny Mnemonic
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
Keanu Reeves in Johnny Mnemonic
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Supporting role
Ice-T in Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
Keanu Reeves in Johnny Mnemonic
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Supporting role
Ice-T in Johnny Mnemonic
01 March 2006, 09:50 AM
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Shaun Of the Dead - Worst British Film Of All Time
Worst Special Effects - The "spirits" in Ghost
Worst Actor - Keanu Reeves in absolutely anything he's ever been in
Worst Film - Universal Soldier / Second of the Focker Films
Most Overated In Demand And No-one Knows Why actor - Will Ferrell
Most Overrated In Demand And No-one Knows Why Actress - Dame Judy Dench. "Whats that Judy another Oscar nomination for playing the part of a miserable cow in a miserable film no-one cares to watch?" Well Done...
And this years NAFTA Lifetime award goes to Gena Davis for being rubbish and fugly
Ahh thats better.. Now where's my appointment card for my therapist???
Worst Special Effects - The "spirits" in Ghost
Worst Actor - Keanu Reeves in absolutely anything he's ever been in
Worst Film - Universal Soldier / Second of the Focker Films
Most Overated In Demand And No-one Knows Why actor - Will Ferrell
Most Overrated In Demand And No-one Knows Why Actress - Dame Judy Dench. "Whats that Judy another Oscar nomination for playing the part of a miserable cow in a miserable film no-one cares to watch?" Well Done...
And this years NAFTA Lifetime award goes to Gena Davis for being rubbish and fugly
Ahh thats better.. Now where's my appointment card for my therapist???
01 March 2006, 10:19 AM
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Naffest FILM
Mrs Doubtfire / Conspiracy Theory
THE DAVID LEAN AWARD for lack of Direction
Chris Columbus - the bloke is ******* useless.
Cruddiest SCREENPLAY (Original)
Whoever was responsible Alien Ressurection
Worst PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Leading role
Uma Thurman in Kill Bill
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
Steven Seagal in ..well...anything or
David Bowie in his fleeting career
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Supporting role
Madonna in Die Another Day
‘Why did he bother’ PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Supporting role
Quentin Tarantino in Pulp Fiction (stay behind the camera you idiot!!)
Worst acceptance speach
Gwyneth Paltrow - surely there is no debate!
Worst Special Effects
The "blood" in the falling lift scene in Earthquake (it was cartoon!!)
Mrs Doubtfire / Conspiracy Theory
THE DAVID LEAN AWARD for lack of Direction
Chris Columbus - the bloke is ******* useless.
Cruddiest SCREENPLAY (Original)
Whoever was responsible Alien Ressurection
Worst PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Leading role
Uma Thurman in Kill Bill
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
Steven Seagal in ..well...anything or
David Bowie in his fleeting career
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Supporting role
Madonna in Die Another Day
‘Why did he bother’ PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Supporting role
Quentin Tarantino in Pulp Fiction (stay behind the camera you idiot!!)
Worst acceptance speach
Gwyneth Paltrow - surely there is no debate!
Worst Special Effects
The "blood" in the falling lift scene in Earthquake (it was cartoon!!)
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01 March 2006, 11:39 AM
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Naffest FILM
gigli
THE DAVID LEAN AWARD for lack of Direction
n/a - lean was a bona fide genius. haven't you seen lawrence of arabia or bridge on the river kwai?? lordy.
Cruddiest SCREENPLAY (Original)
jaws 4: the revenge
Worst PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Leading role
demi moore - striptease
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
john travolta - battlefield earth
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Supporting role
hayden christensen. darth vader? right.
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Supporting role
natalie portman. star wars ep. I, II & III.
‘Why did he bother’ PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Supporting role
alan cumming - son of the mask
FILM NOT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE – why the hell release it in the UK
fahrenheit 9/11 - gobbledegook
SPECIAL EFFECTS that made you either laugh, cringe or cry
Plan 9 From Outer Space & Ro-Man
Worst ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
Halle Berry for her monster's ball oscar
gigli
THE DAVID LEAN AWARD for lack of Direction
n/a - lean was a bona fide genius. haven't you seen lawrence of arabia or bridge on the river kwai?? lordy.
Cruddiest SCREENPLAY (Original)
jaws 4: the revenge
Worst PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Leading role
demi moore - striptease
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
john travolta - battlefield earth
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Supporting role
hayden christensen. darth vader? right.
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Supporting role
natalie portman. star wars ep. I, II & III.
‘Why did he bother’ PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Supporting role
alan cumming - son of the mask
FILM NOT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE – why the hell release it in the UK
fahrenheit 9/11 - gobbledegook
SPECIAL EFFECTS that made you either laugh, cringe or cry
Plan 9 From Outer Space & Ro-Man
Worst ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
Halle Berry for her monster's ball oscar
01 March 2006, 11:44 AM
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Worst ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
Halle Berry for her monster's ball oscar[/quote]
"Do you like chocolate ice cream...................you do, you really do!!!!"
Made the film worthwhile, although if that wasn't Halle and Billy-bob sticking two fingers up at their ex's, I don't know what was!!!!
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Halle Berry for her monster's ball oscar[/quote]
"Do you like chocolate ice cream...................you do, you really do!!!!"
Made the film worthwhile, although if that wasn't Halle and Billy-bob sticking two fingers up at their ex's, I don't know what was!!!!
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01 March 2006, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Holy Ghost
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
john travolta - battlefield earth
01 March 2006, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Holy Ghost
THE DAVID LEAN AWARD for lack of Direction
n/a - lean was a bona fide genius. haven't you seen lawrence of arabia or bridge on the river kwai?? lordy.
n/a - lean was a bona fide genius. haven't you seen lawrence of arabia or bridge on the river kwai?? lordy.
I borrowed The NAFTA's categories from the proper BAFTA's and i am sure Dave would be proud!
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Naffest FILM
AI or Gigli
THE DAVID LEAN AWARD for lack of Direction
Steven Spielberg for AI
Cruddiest SCREENPLAY (Original)
Gigli
Worst PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Leading role
J-Lo - Gigli / Natalie Portman - Star Wars 1- 3
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
Hayden Christensen - Star Wars 1 - 3
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Supporting role
Madonna - Die Another Day
‘Why did he bother’ PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Supporting role
Jimmy Smits - Star Wars 1 - 3
FILM NOT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE – why the hell release it in the UK
Battle Royale 2 - how to wreck the brilliance of the first
SPECIAL EFFECTS that made you either laugh, cringe or cry
Die Another Day - the rocket sled over the ice-cliff - I almost puked it was so amateurish
Worst ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
Any with the words ' this is for you guys' - you did it for the money, deal with it!
AI or Gigli
THE DAVID LEAN AWARD for lack of Direction
Steven Spielberg for AI
Cruddiest SCREENPLAY (Original)
Gigli
Worst PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Leading role
J-Lo - Gigli / Natalie Portman - Star Wars 1- 3
Poorest PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Leading role
Hayden Christensen - Star Wars 1 - 3
Most painful PERFORMANCE by an ACTRESS in a Supporting role
Madonna - Die Another Day
‘Why did he bother’ PERFORMANCE by an ACTOR in a Supporting role
Jimmy Smits - Star Wars 1 - 3
FILM NOT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE – why the hell release it in the UK
Battle Royale 2 - how to wreck the brilliance of the first
SPECIAL EFFECTS that made you either laugh, cringe or cry
Die Another Day - the rocket sled over the ice-cliff - I almost puked it was so amateurish
Worst ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
Any with the words ' this is for you guys' - you did it for the money, deal with it!
01 March 2006, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Hi, and i liked his version Lawrence of Arabia
I borrowed The NAFTA's categories from the poper BAFTA's and i am sure Dave would be proud!
I borrowed The NAFTA's categories from the poper BAFTA's and i am sure Dave would be proud!
01 March 2006, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by messiah
Cruddiest SCREENPLAY (Original)
Whoever was responsible Alien Ressurection
Whoever was responsible Alien Ressurection
Was actually the lad who wrote buffy the vampire slayer - Josh Whedon i think.
He should be shot for that film (Alien R) and shot again for lifting near enough the entire storyline from a graphic novel written during the mid 90s.
Worst film IMO is Space Truckers - shocking film with Dennis Hopper and hte english guy from Alien 3 who both should have known better.
Closely followed by 2 Fast 2 Furious - only reason why I watched past the first 10 minutes was because it was a present from the misses.
01 March 2006, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
Was actually the lad who wrote buffy the vampire slayer - Josh Whedon i think.
He should be shot for that film (Alien R) and shot again for lifting near enough the entire storyline from a graphic novel written during the mid 90s.
He should be shot for that film (Alien R) and shot again for lifting near enough the entire storyline from a graphic novel written during the mid 90s.
Unfortunately, if you listen to Joss's side of the story the version he wrote was vastly different to the steaming pile of turd that Alien R ended up being.
I actually think that Joss W. is one of the very few talented writers around and as such will give him the benefit of doubt.
01 March 2006, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by drumsterphil
Unfortunately, if you listen to Joss's side of the story the version he wrote was vastly different to the steaming pile of turd that Alien R ended up being.
I actually think that Joss W. is one of the very few talented writers around and as such will give him the benefit of doubt.
I actually think that Joss W. is one of the very few talented writers around and as such will give him the benefit of doubt.
So this is not a vote for Joss
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