As the tittle really...the deeper the question the better, even though next weeks lottery no's would be nice think of a more profound question , feel free to reply with funny questions as i'm sure God has a boundless sense of humour.

 

when am i going to die and how

 

Why?

 

why dont you show yourself or a miracle that would shut up all non believers once and for all?

 

Can we clarify the situation first?

If he has come to my house it would have to be one question and three instructions

















"D'ya wanna beer? Plenty in the fridge. Help Yourself - Oh - Grab me one while you are at it"

 

Alternatively - "Showus one o them holy tricks"

 

I I knew it was soon i would mortgage myself up and blow it all on sex drugs and cars

 

it could be tomorrow - you might as well give it a go

 

Do you mind me drawing a cartoon of you please?

 

Im sure if you did that you would have your *** thrown in hell for eternity

 

No!

"Why?" would be my question!

 

Profound ....

"Relgion...Wtf is that all about ?"

 

That's why i'd ask first.

 

Err... no i don't mind .
I'm not sure about showing it on here though ,oh go on ,

 

Gods answer - I made me do it

 

I'm not God mate ,if you want to draw a cartoon/charicature of me go ahead if it's one of God then i suggest you consult carefully with your Danish cartoon compadres first

 

I suppose we should asj her something really important. If we are organised enough we could get the answer to many deep deep questions like








NUL or SUL?
Fully synthetic oil?
Is a tricked up cav turbo with koni's quicker than a classic scoob?

 

Relgion... How do you spell it?

 

it?

thats

eye tee

 

Show us yer **** love.

 

who shot jfk?


or who built the pyramids


Mart

 

I'd ask him something we don't know the answer to, mesen.

 

why he cant stop global famine and countries fighting each other!!!

























but seriously whats the euro lottery numbers

 

That's not a question ,muppet

 

Can you arrange a 0% deposit mortgage in 24 hours

 

Where did I leave my keys?

 

What did you do before creating the Universe? Who or what created you? Will Argyle stay up this season? Why, given that they're sponsored by Ginsters, are Plymouth's half time pasties amongst the worst in the Football League? Any chance of an extra couple of inches? Does the GFs bum look big in that? Jews, Christians or Muslims? c'mon, gimme a hint, it'd solve a hell of a lot of issues. Does it all get a bit too much sometimes?

 

Are you real?

Although you couldnt ask if he wasnt

 

Now that would come in very handy.

 

got a light?