If you could ask God just one question what would that question be?
14 February 2006, 07:50 PM
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If you could ask God just one question what would that question be?
As the tittle really...the deeper the question the better, even though next weeks lottery no's would be nice think of a more profound question , feel free to reply with funny questions as i'm sure God has a boundless sense of humour.
14 February 2006, 07:55 PM
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when am i going to die and how
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14 February 2006, 07:57 PM
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why dont you show yourself or a miracle that would shut up all non believers once and for all?
14 February 2006, 08:01 PM
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Can we clarify the situation first?
If he has come to my house it would have to be one question and three instructions
"D'ya wanna beer? Plenty in the fridge. Help Yourself - Oh - Grab me one while you are at it"
14 February 2006, 08:02 PM
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Alternatively - "Showus one o them holy tricks"
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Originally Posted by 2000TLondon
Why?
I I knew it was soon i would mortgage myself up and blow it all on sex drugs and cars
14 February 2006, 08:03 PM
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it could be tomorrow - you might as well give it a go
14 February 2006, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by matty01
As the tittle really...the deeper the question the better, even though next weeks lottery no's would be nice think of a more profound question , feel free to reply with funny questions as i'm sure God has a boundless sense of humour.
Do you mind me drawing a cartoon of you please?
14 February 2006, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Iwan
Do you mind me drawing a cartoon of you please?
Im sure if you did that you would have your *** thrown in hell for eternity
14 February 2006, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by cookstar
I I knew it was soon i would mortgage myself up and blow it all on sex drugs and cars
No!
"Why?" would be my question!
14 February 2006, 08:09 PM
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Profound ....
"Relgion...Wtf is that all about ?"
14 February 2006, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by dij
Im sure if you did that you would have your *** thrown in hell for eternity
That's why i'd ask first.
14 February 2006, 08:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwan
Do you mind me drawing a cartoon of you please?
Err... no i don't mind .
I'm not sure about showing it on here though ,oh go on ,
14 February 2006, 08:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 2000TLondon
Why?
Gods answer - I made me do it
14 February 2006, 08:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dij
Im sure if you did that you would have your *** thrown in hell for eternity
I'm not God mate ,if you want to draw a cartoon/charicature of me go ahead if it's one of God then i suggest you consult carefully with your Danish cartoon compadres first
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I suppose we should asj her something really important. If we are organised enough we could get the answer to many deep deep questions like
NUL or SUL?
Fully synthetic oil?
Is a tricked up cav turbo with koni's quicker than a classic scoob?
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Profound ....
"Relgion...Wtf is that all about ?"
Relgion... How do you spell it?
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14 February 2006, 08:32 PM
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Show us yer **** love.
14 February 2006, 08:34 PM
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who shot jfk?
or who built the pyramids
Mart
14 February 2006, 08:35 PM
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who shot jfk?
or who built the pyramids
Mart
I'd ask him something we don't know the answer to, mesen.
14 February 2006, 08:37 PM
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why he cant stop global famine and countries fighting each other!!!
but seriously whats the euro lottery numbers
14 February 2006, 08:44 PM
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Show us yer **** love.
That's not a question ,muppet
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it could be tomorrow - you might as well give it a go
Can you arrange a 0% deposit mortgage in 24 hours
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Where did I leave my keys?
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What did you do before creating the Universe? Who or what created you? Will Argyle stay up this season? Why, given that they're sponsored by Ginsters, are Plymouth's half time pasties amongst the worst in the Football League? Any chance of an extra couple of inches? Does the GFs bum look big in that? Jews, Christians or Muslims? c'mon, gimme a hint, it'd solve a hell of a lot of issues. Does it all get a bit too much sometimes?
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Are you real?
Although you couldnt ask if he wasnt
14 February 2006, 08:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cookstar
Can you arrange a 0% deposit mortgage in 24 hours
Now
that would come in very handy.
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