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Old 14 February 2006, 07:50 PM
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Default If you could ask God just one question what would that question be?

As the tittle really...the deeper the question the better, even though next weeks lottery no's would be nice think of a more profound question , feel free to reply with funny questions as i'm sure God has a boundless sense of humour.
Old 14 February 2006, 07:55 PM
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when am i going to die and how
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Why?
Old 14 February 2006, 07:57 PM
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why dont you show yourself or a miracle that would shut up all non believers once and for all?
Old 14 February 2006, 08:01 PM
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Can we clarify the situation first?

If he has come to my house it would have to be one question and three instructions

















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Old 14 February 2006, 08:02 PM
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Alternatively - "Showus one o them holy tricks"
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Originally Posted by 2000TLondon
Why?

I I knew it was soon i would mortgage myself up and blow it all on sex drugs and cars
Old 14 February 2006, 08:03 PM
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it could be tomorrow - you might as well give it a go
Old 14 February 2006, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by matty01
As the tittle really...the deeper the question the better, even though next weeks lottery no's would be nice think of a more profound question , feel free to reply with funny questions as i'm sure God has a boundless sense of humour.
Do you mind me drawing a cartoon of you please?
Old 14 February 2006, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Iwan
Do you mind me drawing a cartoon of you please?
Im sure if you did that you would have your *** thrown in hell for eternity
Old 14 February 2006, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by cookstar
I I knew it was soon i would mortgage myself up and blow it all on sex drugs and cars
No!

"Why?" would be my question!
Old 14 February 2006, 08:09 PM
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Profound ....

"Relgion...Wtf is that all about ?"
Old 14 February 2006, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by dij
Im sure if you did that you would have your *** thrown in hell for eternity
That's why i'd ask first.
Old 14 February 2006, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Iwan
Do you mind me drawing a cartoon of you please?
Err... no i don't mind .
I'm not sure about showing it on here though ,oh go on ,
Old 14 February 2006, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 2000TLondon
Why?
Gods answer - I made me do it
Old 14 February 2006, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by dij
Im sure if you did that you would have your *** thrown in hell for eternity
I'm not God mate ,if you want to draw a cartoon/charicature of me go ahead if it's one of God then i suggest you consult carefully with your Danish cartoon compadres first
Old 14 February 2006, 08:21 PM
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I suppose we should asj her something really important. If we are organised enough we could get the answer to many deep deep questions like








NUL or SUL?
Fully synthetic oil?
Is a tricked up cav turbo with koni's quicker than a classic scoob?
Old 14 February 2006, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by dsmith
Profound ....

"Relgion...Wtf is that all about ?"

Relgion... How do you spell it?
Old 14 February 2006, 08:31 PM
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it?

thats

eye tee
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Show us yer **** love.
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who shot jfk?


or who built the pyramids


Mart
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Originally Posted by mart360
who shot jfk?


or who built the pyramids


Mart
I'd ask him something we don't know the answer to, mesen.
Old 14 February 2006, 08:37 PM
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why he cant stop global famine and countries fighting each other!!!

























but seriously whats the euro lottery numbers
Old 14 February 2006, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
Show us yer **** love.
That's not a question ,muppet
Old 14 February 2006, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
it could be tomorrow - you might as well give it a go

Can you arrange a 0% deposit mortgage in 24 hours
Old 14 February 2006, 08:48 PM
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Where did I leave my keys?
Old 14 February 2006, 08:50 PM
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What did you do before creating the Universe? Who or what created you? Will Argyle stay up this season? Why, given that they're sponsored by Ginsters, are Plymouth's half time pasties amongst the worst in the Football League? Any chance of an extra couple of inches? Does the GFs bum look big in that? Jews, Christians or Muslims? c'mon, gimme a hint, it'd solve a hell of a lot of issues. Does it all get a bit too much sometimes?
Old 14 February 2006, 08:52 PM
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Are you real?

Although you couldnt ask if he wasnt
Old 14 February 2006, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by cookstar
Can you arrange a 0% deposit mortgage in 24 hours
Now that would come in very handy.
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