The Dog House - Sentence
10 February 2006, 09:34 PM
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The Dog House - Sentence
Right,
Female contributors, can we devise a tariff of Dog House time for us males, I got in trouble for stomping off at a wedding last weekend after she called me something unpleasant (cant remember what, p1ssed and tired) , the sentence was 2 days Dog House time followed by a session involving a Switch card on my account, 68 quid on face cream ff sake, anyway I agreed the terms but said that it must not be mentioned (sick of it) but tonight it was brought up in evidence against me despite the 2 days plus 68 quid.
So perhaps some suggestions of transgressions by men against women (not the ones the courts deal with, relationship type stuff) as lets face it, women are easier to offend than even some other sections of society.
Example,
Not doing dishes despite being told to = 2 hours doghouse + 3 days on parole, no BJ's (like you were getting one anyway) and 1 hour bin duty.
Not noticing new hair do, 3 days sniffy treatment, no ****, can be commuted to a life sentence if ovulating.
Female contributors, can we devise a tariff of Dog House time for us males, I got in trouble for stomping off at a wedding last weekend after she called me something unpleasant (cant remember what, p1ssed and tired) , the sentence was 2 days Dog House time followed by a session involving a Switch card on my account, 68 quid on face cream ff sake, anyway I agreed the terms but said that it must not be mentioned (sick of it) but tonight it was brought up in evidence against me despite the 2 days plus 68 quid.
So perhaps some suggestions of transgressions by men against women (not the ones the courts deal with, relationship type stuff) as lets face it, women are easier to offend than even some other sections of society.
Example,
Not doing dishes despite being told to = 2 hours doghouse + 3 days on parole, no BJ's (like you were getting one anyway) and 1 hour bin duty.
Not noticing new hair do, 3 days sniffy treatment, no ****, can be commuted to a life sentence if ovulating.
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10 February 2006, 09:52 PM
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Got to be both ways kidda.
Wait for your opportunity, strike like a viper, then when she thinks it's all forgotten, do as she did, bring it up again. And add some car mods to her Visa
They all want equality
May as well give them it.
Andy.
Wait for your opportunity, strike like a viper, then when she thinks it's all forgotten, do as she did, bring it up again. And add some car mods to her Visa
They all want equality
May as well give them it.Andy.
10 February 2006, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
The dog house isnt an actual place, its a concept, a state of mind but boy do you know when you are in it.
so I didn't need to build the extra shed? 
10 February 2006, 09:53 PM
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Shes gone to bed, apparently she is nodding off, which is Ironic as she never nods off at 9.51 in the week when I have to be up at 6.30 am, oh no plenty of telly to watch. Got moaned at tonight for ahving a second glass of wine frokm the bottle seeing as I had a beer earlier (bottle of becks at a mates), she was saving it, I bought the bottle so I dont see how the claim works.
Women, just admit you are highly attractive demons sent to persecute the hard drinking, gadget and car obsessed aging manboy !
Women, just admit you are highly attractive demons sent to persecute the hard drinking, gadget and car obsessed aging manboy !
10 February 2006, 09:54 PM
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Look, it's quite straighforward
You pi$$ us off, you have to pay, what could be simpler?
& at the end of the day, you just have to accept that we're better at it than you
You pi$$ us off, you have to pay, what could be simpler?
& at the end of the day, you just have to accept that we're better at it than you
Sure you don't want to leave her! ????
10 February 2006, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I bet you will all stay up all night just ensure you get the last word.
10 February 2006, 10:07 PM
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Hah, she started on about some 85 quid stuff tonight, something de la Mer ( I thought that was car polish) but apparently its made by a slightly charred Nasa scientist, she shut up when I said it sound like that some crap I would come out with about a potential purchase.
